cock guzzeler

a person who deep throats one's penis and slurps up the cum

OMG!!!! I cant belive dat everyone at skool saw steffan being a cock guzzeler

by pimp daddy dollars August 7, 2004

shitty cock

its when a girl shits on your cock and then you anal her

That bitch just gave me a "shitty cock".

by sambino lec February 21, 2009

cock block

An attempt to block another's sexual intentions by an object, friend (or foe), family member, pets (kittens), or extraterrestrials (the womens friends).

When trying to seek action from your female counterpart, you are interrupted by the "cute" kittens (cock blocks) who were sent from Hell to ruin your intentions.

You have been planning on watching a movie with your female counterpart, with hopes on "gettin" in there. You recently found out that a chick flick was rented, and all the extraterrestrials are going to raid the bedroom, ruining any chance of stimulation.

When a friend or foe approaches you and the smokin' female your mackin' in a bar, and asks if your herpes have flared up recently.

by Mist_SiR February 13, 2008

cock door

quite simply the door for the cock or beef curtains!

oy you chant let me put my sausage in your cock door!

by matt and the winz March 16, 2004

cock forehead

a person hu has a large twanger fron their forehead

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ruby
terri
and the milf of the day...
collete
only messin u gays u no hu i am
peace out

by BIG FAT N JUICY CHRIS S April 28, 2005

Bucket of cock

Derogatory phrased used to described something of little value. Especially when the aforementioned item has been touted highly or oversold by the person talking about the item.

Salesman: This Lincoln Navigator costs fifty-five thousand dollars.
Young Rapper: Get that bucket of cock out of my face and show me an Escalade.

by Tim327 May 16, 2006

dead cock

A dead cock is the meaning for having a very sore penis. It can happen from the following.

1. Have sex so many times in 1 day.

2. Getting punched/kicked in the penis.

3. Masturbating a lot.

1. ''Hmmmm, oooowww. Fuck man! that bitch road me all night!''

2. ''I got the most deadest cock ever!, gorge is going around punching people in the cock, watch out dude.''

3. ''Wow, i never knew you could get a dead cock from masturbating a lot!, well fred don't try to wank(masturbate) 50 times in one day.I'll be out of juice the next month.''
fred: ''Hahaha, iv'e had that same experience before''

by adam096 December 22, 2009