Bro code

Before I begin, the bro code is not a set in stone thing, there are certain rules that someone may or may not be comfortable with.

1a. Bros before hoes, if a man invites you to something before a woman does, you don’t cancel with the boys
1b. Always leave a urinal space in between another man, this is a rule that must not be broken

2. If your hanging out with your boys crush, you aren’t the funny one, he is

3. If your boy likes a woman that you like, let him have ‘em, it ain’t worth ruing your friendship

4. Don’t date exes unless your boy absolutely does not care if you two get together

5a. A real bro must drop everything to help his bro dump a chick
5b. If a man is flirting and her friend comes to try and stop it, you will intervene and stop the friend

6. Nod up: Sup

Nod down: respect

7. Don’t act up around females when the boys are there

8. Be the best wingman you can be, don’t embarrass him

Timmy: I gotta hang out with Tiffany
Tom: Bro you gotta follow the bro code

by fujh May 15, 2023

Bro-tie

(Bro-tie) When a Bro ejaculates on/around the neck of another bro. The pearl necklace of ultimate dude-ery.

Even though i'm buck naked, i sure feel fancy in this bro-tie.

by SuperBorst May 13, 2011

The Bro code Elder

The Elder of the Bro code is the head of the High Table, a mystical man who is the holder of the Bro code. The Elder is the only man who can edit the Bro code, he is also the only man who can decide over the Bro tribunals. He who leads a mutiny against the Elder is punished by a punishment spoken by the Elder.

The Elder resides in the South American country of Suriname.
The Elder is the almighty beholder of the Bro code.
The Elder has the initials SOD.

His fate shall be decided by the Elder. The Elder is the being who decides over the Bro code. The Bro code Elder is the highest power who oversees all bro code punishments.

by Shivaraj May 11, 2020

Nah bro fr?

A common phrased used when someone says something stupid.

Stupid person: The sky is blue
Smart Person: Nah bro fr?

by starselect December 2, 2023

Bro

Not to be confused with "lax bro" which is essentially a douche. A Bro is a person who lives a chill life, most likely smokes weed and usually lives near the ocean. They continually use words such as dude, bro, chill, gnarly, right on, righteous, sick, and shoots (in hawaii). Bros are nice, inclusive and cool to be around unlike their "lax bro" counterparts. Bro music is usually bands like Sublime, The Dirty Heads, 311, slightly stoopid and many other chill reggae/ska bands. They live mainly in SoCal and Hawaii. Still, some can be found in NorCal in the bay area. But seriously... bros dont say hella or hecka.

Bro: Hey bro, you see those gnarly tubes out there today?
Bro's Bro: Yea its pretty chill, after we light we should go out.
Bro: Right on bro.
Bro's Bro: Shoots bro.

Not To Be Confused With:
Lax Bro: SPOOOORTS! YEEEEEAAHHHHHH! IM SO COOOOL! CHECK OUT MY JERSEY I WEAR 25/7!!!!! IM SOOOOO FREAKIN COOL! WANNA HEAR A JOKE? NO? OH WELL!! WOMENS RIGHTS!!! HAHAHA IM SO FUNNY!

by ImSoChill August 19, 2011

Jerry bro

Someone who is in love with the music of Jerry Garcia from the Grateful Dead.

That feller is good one right there, loves The Dead, true Jerry Bro..

by Deeder420 November 3, 2023

blinded by the bro

When someone makes bad decisions based the level of friendship with another dude.

Dude, he's barely making it himself but he's footing the bill for that freeloader's ICP ticket, even letting him crash on the couch without throwing in. He's blinded by the bro, and it's going to end up costing him.

by ThreadMaestro May 30, 2019