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Bobby Johnson

A loosely defined cocktail emerging on the west coast. A Bobby Johnson’s ingredients are made to order at the request of whatever the consumer feels like drinking at any given moment.
Patron: I’ll have a Bobby Johnson, please.

Bartender: .... (wears a look of confident hesitancy)

Patron: yea that’s a whiteclaw, whiskey, and lime on the rocks.

Bartender: of course, that’ll be $5
Bobby Johnson by B. Johnson August 28, 2019
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Bomb Betty

To look HOT in every way
Describing a chic as being a bomb Betty means; she is everything put together, like nothing kills her on the outside in other words Flawless...
modern day queen, commonly associated with increased levels of self-worth.
She has the power and agency to be irresistibly sexy and feminine minutes after effortlessly emasculating a mere dozen men with her intellect and ability to deliver.
She is educated, deep, witty, simple and young-hearted. She is naturally beautiful, honest, brave, loyal and nurturing. She is the whole package; balanced, quirky, open-minded, complex and flawed. She can be raw with her words, and gentle with her touch. She is soulful, connected and driven. A modern day triple-threat, go-getter.
Irresistible
"That girl is a Bomb Betty"
"You're a Bomb Betty"
"My Bomb Betty baby"
bomb betty by BombBetty October 2, 2019
Bimby refers to a furry cat that exhibits furry qualities. Bimby's are extremely unique, and they show that by the extreme beauty within them. The color of the fur, the shape of the feline face, and the bodacious personality are all characteristics that describe a bimby. Often, Bimby's are described as chickens because of their bodacious and large torsos. Other synonyms include, bumby, nimbus, and bimbus.
"God damn, thats a wild bimby you got there!"

"Damn, steve is really a crazy bimby!, she's all over the god damn place being furry!"
Bimby by Big Jimby October 12, 2019
A vegan nature boy that knows every kind of animal ever. Big dick energy with an average sized peen. He has a jersey accent but only when he wants to use it. He's very funny and very attractive. He doesn't have the best taste in woman but what do I know, I apparently date little boys. So idk at least they emotionally stable n shit i guess.
He into birds or whateva
Whom?
Bobby
Bobby by essentialoils October 13, 2019

Bobbyism 

Typical happens to guys named Bobby. Usually involves doing/ saying things that no normal person would do or say. Is typically something very abstract and unusual, and when it happens your only reaction is to think “WTF” because of how weird it is.
Bobby: *Microwaves Pop-Tart.*
Evan: “Did you just microwave a Pop-Tart?”
Bobby: “Yeah, you don’t microwave your Pop-Tarts?”
Evan: “Literally no one microwaves their Pop-Tarts, a normal person uses a toaster”.
Bobby: “Microwaving your Pop-Tart is the only way to go”.
Evan: “Add that to the list of Bobbyisms”.
Bobbyism by Johnathan Bobby October 15, 2019

Bomb.com 

The most caring, selfless, fun loving person that there ever was.
Nathan Patterson is the best husband a woman could ever dream for. He is the bomb.com!
Bomb.com by LilWillow91 October 15, 2019
The best boyfriend anyone could ever ask for and his girlfriend always will love him!
****** loves Bobby
Bobby by 🏀🏀🏀 October 16, 2019