Knobjockey 1: "Hey Knobjockey, what you up to today brah?
Knobjockey 2: "Probably punch a few cones then jerk off to daytime tv... There's slut all else to do."
Knobjockey 2: "Probably punch a few cones then jerk off to daytime tv... There's slut all else to do."
by Mikelangelow December 5, 2023

by Arminkshipper July 2, 2024

All day booty is booty that you indulge in, be it analingus, be it dookie love, be it anything anal. But the girl has not showered or "prepared" for it.
Bruh baby ass was amazing b!! We woke up the next morning and I still had to eat that all day booty. I did get sick though.
by Tobeezy December 20, 2019

Oh shit man he's gonna Teach All The Way. in other words he's going to beat you to Death for disrespecting him or his rules
by Vicktor "Wolf" Reznov April 8, 2021

by All-names-are-in-use December 31, 2022

When a person is exceptionally blasted (altered state of consciousness from 3 or more particular chemicals i.e. drugs,prescriptions,nootropics: however not including alcohol)
" Bro, I feel like I am gonna (enter 5th dimension, leave this earthly existence, pass out etc.) I am on (exams 3 or more substances, excluding alcohol, or dirty street drugs) I'm ALL-TYPSED
by Excess in Moderation December 6, 2018

Not great odds... 😑 But I suppose this doesn't change anything.
Hym "I did say 1 vs All... Huh... Damn usually Iam says huh... It is kind of funny that you thought this was about you though... Nope... Not a crazy sycophantic schizophrenic who's obsessed with you... Random circumambulation of my mind posted to the internet in direct response to an inside joke made by a retard who was having women scheduled for shifts at a group home to ride his big fat retard cock... You can actually look and see where I posted his name... And then felt like a hypocrite so I just started autobiographical exposition dumping... And posting random things I had recently learned... My favorite speeches or jokes or songs.... Then it turned into a character.... Then it got turned into a character... Then they tried to transfer me out of the house I was in because I flashed some disgust at the girl who was fucking the retard... She spent every day storming out of the house when I walked in for the last week I was there... Didn't even finish the full work week... I worked right up until the autistic man exclaimed 'It feels so good!' for the first time in 5 years... They called me before my next shift and told me I had to transfer over sleeping during my shift... They said it wasn't the first accusation...
Hym "I did say 1 vs All... Huh... Damn usually Iam says huh... It is kind of funny that you thought this was about you though... Nope... Not a crazy sycophantic schizophrenic who's obsessed with you... Random circumambulation of my mind posted to the internet in direct response to an inside joke made by a retard who was having women scheduled for shifts at a group home to ride his big fat retard cock... You can actually look and see where I posted his name... And then felt like a hypocrite so I just started autobiographical exposition dumping... And posting random things I had recently learned... My favorite speeches or jokes or songs.... Then it turned into a character.... Then it got turned into a character... Then they tried to transfer me out of the house I was in because I flashed some disgust at the girl who was fucking the retard... She spent every day storming out of the house when I walked in for the last week I was there... Didn't even finish the full work week... I worked right up until the autistic man exclaimed 'It feels so good!' for the first time in 5 years... They called me before my next shift and told me I had to transfer over sleeping during my shift... They said it wasn't the first accusation...
I asked her why she didn't transfer me out or talk to me about it the first time and why the whore didn't get transferred out after the other client accused her of fucking the retard and she ignored me for 4 days until I posted our conversation on the site... Then I got a call from HR... Got fired for not reporting retard sex... My last check was $4.98... I couldn't even go to Walmart to cash it... Met the chick who I replaced and she admitted that she fucked him... Man... What a life Amma right? Hahaha! I think I saw the guy I threatened the other day... He lost weight... Balding... Same job... Might not have been the guy... Damn... I was right about the 'false celebrity' too... This was a good idea... Could have been more lucrative on my end... But yeah the thing I wrote about washing your enemies feet. That was from Death Note. That's who wrote the anime character... 😖+🤦+🤏 This is weird... 1 vs All..."
by Hym Iam June 3, 2022
