slap

a girl who would only mess wit if u needed some money or some head...lower dan a slap and way lower than a slam

B: Blood why dont u go mess wit dat gurl ova dere?
D: I would but she a slap ion wanna catch nuttin

by founders of TC November 9, 2008

slap some salmon on it

When something is so good that you want to express how smoked it is

Bob: wow, I just hit a home run!

Janet: that’s so sexy. Slap some salmon on it

by WhiteGirlWithBasicBobs June 7, 2018

Bitch Slap

When a bitch slaps you.

A girl came up to me and slapped me. At that moment I decided I would call it a "bitch Slap."

by Doo_Doo_Fart November 30, 2019

Slap ass day

Go and slap some asses

lets slap some asses today because it’s slap ass day

by Slap ass man October 21, 2019

slap factor

The overwhelming desire to engage in slapology. The level of desire to use slappyness to rectify another human's existence.

My slap factor raises exponentially when exposed to perky bitches.

by SlapFactorAllTheBitches October 12, 2022

slap the puppet

Masturbate. Jerking off. Rubbing one out.

I need to slap the puppet after watching dancing with the stars.

by shwank July 15, 2016

No slap week

A Holy Week (29 nov. to 5 dec.) where all kinds of slapping (a ESPECIALLY on foreheads) is prohibited. You slap someone’s forehead, you have to give them a cig.

Pers 1: *slaps forehead*
Pers 2: Hehe give me my cigarette bitch

Pers 1: Why ???
Pers 2: it’s No slap week week !!

by TaMLeDino November 28, 2021