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e-dictator

People, mostly company employers, that block/dictate pointless stuff on your computer (such as software updates) just for the sake of blocking that makes work computers almost unusable. Examples are blocking Task Manager or the dinosaur game when you're offline on a web browser.
I am really tired of the e-dictators in charge of my work. They force software updates and block manual updates.
by Ondrashek06 September 1, 2020
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R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience)

A retroactively amended purchase experience is when a company changes the terms of the sale, after the sale. Companies can do this nowadays because most of us use cloud software, otherwise known as SaaS, Software as a Service. Since we have to connect to someone else's computer to USE our software, they have the ability to deny us access to this software without accepting new terms, that they can change on us at any given time. Since consumer protection in the United States is a joke, they face no consequences for doing so.

An example of this can be found with Adobe when they changed the terms of the sale to include terms allowing them to look through your content.

Or when Adobe took software you paid for, and disallowed you from activating it. perpetual licenses are not perpetual licenses as long as you must connect to someone else's computer to use what you paid for.
I really liked my $400 baby monitor, but now I have to pay extra for features it came with because the company did a R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience). I feel RAPEd!
by Louis Rossmann August 19, 2024
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Charli E

Someone who goes crazy for people named Umi or Serban
"Have you seen Charli E anywhere?"

"They're probably fantasizing about Umi again"
by Umi Lover April 23, 2022
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E scooter

When they existed they tried to take over the humans, they were used by humans and they didn't drive on the right side, they just drove on one side and never used the zebra crossing even though if you walk on the road it's jaywalking but the police don't stop them, so if you drive they will bump into you always
man: driving
Asshole: bumps into car with E scooter
Asshole "sorry!"
Man: "it's okay..."
man (thinking): "dude, fuck you!"
by Luvs2spewge February 23, 2022
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E

just very random word. bad grammar this is. l.o.l.
i hab bad graner e
by loljillhiii December 4, 2020
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E-Girls

They usually wear band shirts,with a long-sleeve under it. Their makeup is a loooong eye-liner wing and they do not have blush.They draw fake freckles with a pencil and they spend all their money in chains.
THEIR CHARACTER IS GREAT AFAFAF AND THEY ARE THE FUNNIEST PERSON TO HANG OUT WITH.periodt
oh yeah they also use the word "periodt"in the end of every sentence.periodt
*walking*
-Man is she a punk?I thought this was a 90's trend
-She is an E-Girl.
-But I've seen how E-Girls are.Their face is cute as hell and their clothes are darker than their souls.
-Well,I bet her soul is darker than her clothes this time.
by thsmanasoutomouni October 17, 2019
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E-double

yeah, my Gandma pulled an E-double recently
guy 2: my best wishes my dude
by A guy here for the cake June 5, 2018
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