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Bro

What you call anyone that you can’t remember the name of so you don’t sound like a complete asshole for forgetting. (Which you are)
Yo what’s up, ...bro?
by DysfunctionalMop October 22, 2019
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Bro Pollock

When you fuck some one but ejaculate in your hand, then high five your partner afterward with the ejaculate in your hand.
Dude, last night I smashed Sheila from accounting, gave her a bro pollock afterward.
by Daba Fett February 13, 2019
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Bro Spoon

When two males sleep in the same bed or couch together, head to foot, using each other's feet as a pillow. That is a bro spoon.
Guy #1 Hey man, do you wanna crash in my bed?

Guy #2 That's gay!

Guy #1 Nah, man, I only have one pillow so you'll have to use my feet as your pillow. It's bro spooning!
by Pelican pub May 30, 2015
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The Bro Card

Definition:
The card you pull on a friend to get what you want. It cannot be turned down without making the "bro" out to be a bad friend. Usually stated..."If you were my bro..." with no need to finish the sentence. * The Bro Card may never be pulled on a bro card itself.
Example:
1- C'mon man hand me a card under the table.
2- No Dude! I dont cheat!
1- If you were my bro.... (The Bro Card)
2- Ughhhh!! Alright! Here!
1- Thanks BRO!

*1- If you were my bro you would eat a booger."

2- If YOU were MY bro you wouldnt ask me to.
by clownkid18 January 14, 2012
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Bro

The closest a person can get to you emotionally.
Ben: “Hey bro
Kayla: “Awwww you’re so sweet”
by YeetersonPeterson69 May 14, 2019
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Anti-Exclusivity Bro

A type of gamer who claims that 1st party console exclusives are anti-consumer despite consoles are closed platforms that can keep 1st party and 2nd party titles to their own platforms due to copyright laws and also block a competitor's intellectual property from accessing their platform
Anti-exclusivity bros don't understand that Sony won't put God Of War on Nintendo consoles and Nintendo won't put Mario on PlayStation because they hate each other.
by Capital Tonight Sucks September 24, 2023
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Buffle Bro

A Buffle Bro is a student of the University of Colorado and enjoys spending his time watching sports and "bro-ing" out looking at tiffs. His favorite past-time, however, is looking like a total douche bag.
That Buffle Bro has three popped collars and a Buffaloes jersey on.
by Kordd September 22, 2009
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