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SMASH BROS

When two men have a threesome with a female they form a special bond and thus become SMASH BROS forever more
Kinda regret that threesome with Nikki I mean yeah she's hot AF but now Ted and I are SMASH BROS for life especially after locking eyes a couple times during FML
by Professor Sequoia February 12, 2023
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bro-job

Brojob

/bro-job/ verb

Is the practice of giving & recieving platonic deep head for all ya homies, regardless of the gender or sexual orientation

(See also - homie head or jo- blo
Jo-blo is handin out a bro-job to all interested in some relaxed homie head
by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... May 14, 2025
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Bro-Stabbed

When your bro (manly friend) betrays you.
Yo man, i heard you got bro-stabbed by Carlson! I can’t believe he would spill your secret like that!
by Endangered Panda June 10, 2019
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BRO

Applicable the most for this guy in Minnesota who has an immeasurable love for anything associated with the bro life. His entire being oozes bro-ness. Bros before hoes.
Hinnah: "Can we go out?"
Atif: "Nah, you ain't a bro".
by YiddishSweetCheeks February 12, 2021
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bro i was a dude the whole time

When that one guy in the friend group who always identified themselves as female just pulls this out of nowhere.
A: "Bro, I was a dude the whole time."
B: "Shut up ni-"
A: "But it's true!"
C: "YOU TOLD ALL OF US YOU WERE A GIRL-"
A: "Do you even understand?"
D: "Well, 'bro i was a dude the whole time' means that you were a man the whole time but identified as another gender."
A: "Oh."
by anidiotwhoisbadatblender February 27, 2025
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Bro hoe

A bro hoe is a girl who says I don’t hangout with girls . All my friends are guys! That’s because. She fucks all her bros. No matter which one it is. The last guy up at the end of the night or the one who just got out of jail. She will even just give blowjobs. She’s a bro hoe.
Michelle is gona go out with us tonight. If I don’t hook up with a chick I’ll just fuck her bro hoe. Ez lacluyze
by Ez lacluyze April 27, 2019
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Super Smash Bros.

A 2-dimensional fighting game series by Nintendo, featuring iconic members of the Nintendo cast (i.e. Mario, Link, etc.) as well as guest characters from other franchises (i.e. Solid Snake, Persona 5’s Joker, Cloud Strife, etc.).

All Smash Bros games follow the same basic formula: Victory is achieved by launching the opponent out of the arena. Attack your opponent to damage them, which makes them easier to launch. Often, the game is played with 2-3 lives, although there is an option with infinite lives and a time limit, and even a “health points” mode (Stamina Battle).
Dude A: “Wanna smash?”
Dude B: “Bro…”

A few minutes later:

*both dudes frantically button-mashing Switch controllers on Super Smash Bros.*
by Jonathan C. Fruitloop III June 24, 2022
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