SIMP

stands for Squirrels in my pants

Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!

Whats in your pants?

SIMP?
What?
SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS!

by PhineasPhanatic October 31, 2019

simp

tristan brandon

tristan is a ginger who also happens to be a simp

by sofiefyb November 3, 2019

Simp

A guy head over heels, trying his best to please a woman, but the woman doesn’t put out any effort.

Did you hear that Will Knutson is a simp?

by ObeseTaiwanKids November 4, 2019

Simp

Squirrels in my pants.

Hey whats making you jump like that? SIMP SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS!

by StudioDeurbel June 17, 2025

Simp

nothing special just me

'hey simp'

by usernamecoolkid July 3, 2025

crk simp

weirdos who want a cookie from a video game to screw them up

"yo bro mystic flour cookie is so hot I want her to-"
"she's a cookie grow up you crk simp"

by I<3sugar July 7, 2025

simp

sniper monkey

yes, I'm a simp

by AUTISMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM July 8, 2025