Meat job

A meat job is a person that is one of 4 things: a nerd, a loner, a retard or an idiot.

“Julius is such a meat job, he's been trying to push open that pull door for a solid minute”

by pusselicka June 13, 2023

Meat Gargler

One who gargles the Tube steak!

Those guys are a couple of Meat Garglers!

by Skinny dick February 11, 2020

guy meat

Another word for penis and testicles.

I’m horny today, maybe I’ll go get some guy meat.

by Douchebag November 08, 2017

Meat paper

Cash earned for selling one’s body, or “meat.”

“Bro, I need some cash ASAP”
“Just have Valerie get herself some meat paper real quick and split it 50/50”

by SmokySphinx February 02, 2018

Cheek Meat

What a person is when they enter an All-male prison.

I knew a guy named Mike who was Cheek Meat after he went to prison for assaulting an old handicapped lady at his apartment complex.

by jondich February 23, 2025

Meat bath

Cleaning the vagina secretions off ones penis after sexual intercourse.

I fucked that bitch so good I had to take a meat bath to clean her cum off of my cock.

by Asystole___ July 26, 2020

Meat In The Scallions

When Autocorrect doesn’t know Megan the Stallion

“Yo y’all fucks with meat in the scallions music or nah?

by MegStan2020 December 29, 2019