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John Cornelius

You know when I first watched the polar express as a kid, I had a crush on John Cornelius
“What is wrong with you”
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big john

holy shit! big john! *camera pans to a huge guy*
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John

John
John
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Blame John.

Blame Shedletsky aka Telamon for EVERYTHING!1!1!1!!!!
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John

A very fat man who is obese. He is plump but also very nice and gentle.
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John Syndrome

John syndrome is a disease that is commonly found in people named John (Johnson). When touched by someone with the syndrome, you will gain it, and become a John, or possibly even a Johnson.
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john syndrome

John Syndrome is a disease typically found among people named John or Johnson, but can easily be transmitted to the average human by being touched by one already with it.
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