Pearl Job

A superior blow job performed by any male of the Pearl family in which the male Pearl gargles the fresh semen with eyes closed before swallowing.

I thought Laura gave good blow jobs until Ryan gave me my first Pearl Job last night...

by D. Uorts June 21, 2020

Zerg Job

When your girl comes home and kisses you with Albanian cum in her mouth.

Bro, did you hear about Zerg and how his girl gave him a Zerg Job yesterday??

by WLUPIMPS July 8, 2024

lash-up job

A task absolved without education, preparation, or design.

- Let's lash those two ladders together, that would be a bridge!
- That's not a bridge, that's just a lash-up job.

by Waldt September 30, 2022

your on job

Sean haugh

Sean haugh your on job

by Kane fallahi January 17, 2018

house job

When your girlfriend cleans or tidies your messy living space without being asked to do so. An act of kindness similar to a hand job or blow job.

Friend 1: Man, you're place looks sweet. What's up, is your mother coming over?

Friend 2: Nah, Angel gave me a house job.

Friend 1: Wow, she's a keeper, man.

by Woodmont Willie July 23, 2010

Thigh job

When ur bf grabs ur thighs, puts lube or baby oil or anything like that on ur inner thighs, puts both of ur feet on one (1) of his shoulders and fucks ur thighs until he cums all over your tummy!!!

"Hey where were u last night?"

"I was giving my bf a thigh job"

"Dude tmi."

"Idgaf! U asked! :3"

by 😺🎀 May 22, 2024

Job Ghosting

When you participate in job interviews, and the company stops communicating with you, rather than letting you know that they will not hire you

I went through three rounds of interviews and then no email or call. The company is job ghosting me.

by Mockerpants2 December 6, 2022