When in sequence one drops to a squat position whilst releasing a loud fart and swiftly punches a comrade in the testicles in an act of humor and regality.
Elliott really pissed me off last night with his comments, so I had to give him dick fart-punch to keep things on an even keel.
by Planet Ryon December 2, 2010
Get the Dick fart-punchmug. Usually associated with nasty looking foods, such as breakfast buritos, mexican food in general, or even fast food. After consuming these types of foods, you usually have 2 farts to find a toilet before you have a nasty case of the shits.
by Vinz Clortho April 8, 2008
Get the Two fart warningmug. (N.) An old Fart who's been called "The REAL Old Dirty Bastard" and "The Mr. Burns of Hip Hop." Just take ya Viagra, and go home with Skinner's Mom, you old, Krusty Bum.
The Late Show Top Ten Reasons why Benzino will never be respected:
#10-Can't even write Raps.
#9-Damn near 50 Years old.
#8-His Daddy's on his deathbed.
#7-Never gonna go gold.
#6-Best if he just shut it up.
#5-Flesh wounds will cut him up.
#4-He don't want it with anyone.
#3-Takes an L like a 7-Up.
#2-An Old Fart more hated than Cats. ( he set us up the bomb! )
#1-A Bitch Ass Nigga who never touched a single Gat.
#10-Can't even write Raps.
#9-Damn near 50 Years old.
#8-His Daddy's on his deathbed.
#7-Never gonna go gold.
#6-Best if he just shut it up.
#5-Flesh wounds will cut him up.
#4-He don't want it with anyone.
#3-Takes an L like a 7-Up.
#2-An Old Fart more hated than Cats. ( he set us up the bomb! )
#1-A Bitch Ass Nigga who never touched a single Gat.
by G-Union June 25, 2003
Get the Old Fart Benzinomug. by lick-a-clit March 15, 2011
Get the preteen pussy fartmug. Similar to overcooking a bag of microwave popcorn; it's a fart that smells so bad that there is no way you can hide it. It fills a room and never seems to go away.
May leave burn marks in your pants.
May leave burn marks in your pants.
by haroldramis September 15, 2009
Get the Burnt Popcorn Fartmug. Sending a fart in the mail to a loved one for the purpose of shock and awe. A fart is packaged in a container and mailed to a recipient with a custom note for the pure intention of creating a reaction. Farts from the heart are most effective when someone is not responding to traditional relationship stigma.
Heather sent a little butt love to Steve when she packaged up a fart from the heart.
Steve was excited beyond recognition when he recieved Heather's note that read "I believe our relationship is in the crapper" along with a vile of gas. Steve was both happy and sad to receive a fart from the heart.
Steve was excited beyond recognition when he recieved Heather's note that read "I believe our relationship is in the crapper" along with a vile of gas. Steve was both happy and sad to receive a fart from the heart.
by Leon Spruce June 8, 2009
Get the Fart from the heartmug. While at the office, casually walk over to a co-worker as if you have important news. When their guard is down, drop trousers, and in one motion, spread your ass-cheeks as far as possible with your hands and bend over releasing pure gasseous matter directly into the unsuspecting victims face. AKA: OBH (open butthole fart)
I couldn't believe it when Josh open-anus farted right in the middle of the office. His ass was right in my face.
by Ahmet K May 30, 2006
Get the Open-Anus Fartmug.