stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper

A person or persons who spends all of their time either talking about how high they are or smoking pot. Most tend to have speech impediments that make it so everytime they try to finish a sentence they burst out laughing and the remainder of the sentence is then incoherent. Most tell stories about their adventures to their friends when everyone knows no one really cares

Him: Dood I got so high last night and fell of my hasfhahhaoyuouse and then i broekakkfds my lehahahhahahahhaha.
Her: Wow your such a stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper.

by Steveasaurusrexx July 1, 2008

I’m emo

When people say “I’m emo” it basically means whatever they are doing is wholesome or makes them feel wholesome.

Ricky: Hey, what are you doing?
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Lily: I just found this old yearbook from the school I used to go to in elementary.
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Ricky: That’s cool, what’s all in it?
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Lily: Omg I’m emo I’m looking at a picture of a boy that I used to always have a good time messing with.

by moonqu33n November 27, 2018

new emo

A very broad range of musical genres all clumped together and Called "emo" but actually completely different genres.
Bands like black veil brides or sleeping with sirens or any other generic scene-looking bands are called emo; generic Pop bands like paramore are called emo; generic Pop Punk bands like mcr or fall out boy are called Emo.
Real emo bands are from the early 80s and dont really look like anything. Also see "punk" and "alternative".
Real Emo:
get up kids
jawbox
jawbreaker
jets to brazil
mineral
samiam
smashing pumpkins
sunny day real estate

texas is the reason
moss icon
embrace
rites of spring
hüsker dü

Fake emo/not emo:
pierce the veil
paramore
alesana
sleeping with sirens
blink 182

green day
black veil brides
my chemical romance
chiodos
(Basically any band that shows men with makeup on)

xxxxxxxxxxemoxxxxxxxxx: I love MCR they are so emo
real emo person: no Jawbreaker is emo. Thou shalt go to youtube and look up Jawbreaker - Lawn else you will die.
xxxxxxxxxxemoxxxxxxxxx I have listened to the Jawbreaker king of all bands and t'is delicious. i hate new emo.

by TheMisunderstood November 5, 2012

gangsta emo

When you are so emo, you're no longer gay and you become a gangster.

In the manga Naruto, Pein suffers throughout his life. Instead if wearing all black, cutting himself, and crying, he blows up the Hidden Leaf Village

Dude, I just beacame gangsta emo. My gf left me and I killed that hoe!

by GloverX10 August 11, 2009

faded emo cow

a white girl that smoked weed and drinks milk, michele <3

michele is one faded emo cow.

by michilin April 26, 2005

Color Emo

Those chicks that are emo but with neon colors added

Dave: Check that wierd emo chick
Regan: The one with hot pink and yellow stripes no shes color emo

by PhredWard December 7, 2009

black emo

Conscious hip-hop (Common, Talib Kweli), R&B, Wu-Tang Clan, and the Backpacker culture can all be considered black emo aka nerd rap. Purveyors of Black emo are African-American musicians who make music about for the bling, benzes and bitches, but to propoke thoughtful introspection on behalf of the listener about the state of the Black community. They are often Black Nationalists. Kanye West can marginally be put into this genre.

Dead Prez, Common, Mos Def, can all be included in the black emo genre.

by Revolutionary But Gangsta May 5, 2006