wana borrow my cat

its a term used when dropping out of college or school and the mothers then seem concerned. Finally you think they care about your problems that have caused you to drop out in the first place but no. Its because they loose beneifts. on items destroyed in anger/tantrum/breakdown shortly after u blame it on the cat which u actually dont have although your mother doesnt even notice and gets the tea on. Talking to a friend they completly understand and therefore the phrase "wana borrow my cat" came about.

"blah mum benefits ah im so angry blah smash..o il just blame the cat. she wont even notice we dont have one. wish she would"
"hm my mums the same.....wana borrow my cat"

by Nicola EB December 14, 2008

November 12th, Suspicious Cat Day

Suspicious Cat Day, also known as a national holiday, can also be called Sus Cat Day. On this day we can give love and presents to one another, and dress your cat up in an among us costume.

"It's November 12th, Suspicious Cat Day! Here's a present!"

by ChongyunIsMineBackOff November 3, 2021

cats can have little a salami

a phrase that informs the subject that cats can have little a salami

"did you know that cats can have little a salami"

by enzo_on_crack April 24, 2023

Cat in the Hat method of finding things

Calculatus eliminatus: lets play a game and find all the places it not

I once got £500 for fixing a software memory leak that nobody else could find using nothing more than that Cat in the Hat method of finding things

by Peculiar Musings June 3, 2015

The cat with no hat knows nothing about that

No hat + cat = no knowledge.

The cat in the hat knows a lot about that, meanwhile the cat with no hat knows nothing about that.

by uwuowouwu69 August 22, 2021

i have to wash my cat

I don’t want to come and I have no excuse but I don’t really care if you know that i don’t want to come so I will give you a horrible excuse. I have to wash my cat. (you don’t actually wash cats)

matt: “hey bro can i come over”

me: “sorry i have to wash my cat”

by X-5C2 January 8, 2018

kill two cats with one lawnmower

A modern variation on "kill two birds with one stone."

Since you are going to the store you may as well kill two cats with one lawnmower and return the cans.

by cadet stimpy October 10, 2003