John

Shark man
NomNom

Person 1
Woah Thats John he loves sharks
Person 2

Hes a Shark guy

by Madz0305 November 21, 2021

John

john is someone unlucky enough to not be named jack and will always try and be called jack

Person 1: hey john

John: it’s jack

Person 1: your just a fake jack.
John: my name is jack

Person 1: bitchboy

by GrowlingOso February 15, 2020

John

Another Name referring a Prostitute.

Why are you standing like a John?

by Chris Hates Everybody February 19, 2021

John

Dad´s account

"How could you afford that?"
"You know, John"

by Addew March 28, 2021

John

Is a really cool name

I am john

by Buusiness October 9, 2019

John

The sexiest beast ever trumps mat and Aaron the most perfect person that could penetrate the womb with just the tip and eve. The gods could not fit this penis in their planner sized asses the galaxy wide and 2 galaxy’s long veins popping out and come that tastes like cake you could get hooked on it with one sip and often level by super straight people

Damn that guy has the penis of a John.

by Sheryl Biden March 6, 2022

John

Im a john, were quite boring, we chill an play games with the boys. Yep thass about it.

Wow, why is John writing this at two in the morning

by one of the other johns January 10, 2022