So we had "No Simp September" and "No Simp September" But next year is "No Simp Year" It's for both genders, if you lose, oh well. You can't simp for fictional, or real life people.
Boy : Hey girl you lookin fineee.
Girl : Um, you just lost No Simp Year!
Boy: What's that?
Girl: It's a challenge where both genders can't simp for a year!
Girl : Um, you just lost No Simp Year!
Boy: What's that?
Girl: It's a challenge where both genders can't simp for a year!
by no simp something person October 4, 2020

“Oh yeah, I’m a simp.”
“Bro, you’re pathetic. You’re really out here doing everything for a girl just get some vagina?”
“No. I’m a sniper monkey.”
“Bro, you’re pathetic. You’re really out here doing everything for a girl just get some vagina?”
“No. I’m a sniper monkey.”
by Redthewarrior July 11, 2023

Friend 1: bro friend 2 is a simp we were on a call for ages having fun then someone calls them and they get excited and leave instantly
Friend 3: friend 2 is a massive simp
Friend 3: friend 2 is a massive simp
by l1 phone clinic November 26, 2021

by Badgalstef June 11, 2020

Simping is to respect women and not being disrespectful and showing them how powerful and appreciated they are
by Checkmate347 June 30, 2022

“Omar she’s cheated on you multiple times, stop being a simp and dump her.”
“Yeah but she’s changed.”
*gets cheated on again*
“Yeah but she’s changed.”
*gets cheated on again*
by SprayAdhesive December 20, 2019

a simp is known as a bloke that is overly generous towards a girl, or in some cases, a group if girls. a simp can be easily identified by how they act. their behaviours may include the compulsive need to buy unnecessary shit for people, offer friends rides or offering to walk them somewhere, maybe even pay for their bus fare. anyone that goes by the name ‘tyler wheeler’ is well known to be the biggest simp of a group.
seth: ‘oi tyler bruv surely buy me that shirt’ tyler wheeler: ‘what size’
jacob: ‘omg you are such a simp tyler’
jacob: ‘omg you are such a simp tyler’
by gaypoogood March 27, 2020
