simp cheese

cheese produced using the breast milk of a woman (e.g. a streamer) for whom a man simps

"greg, don't touch that cheese slice"
"why?"
"that's SIMP CHEESE, greg"
"...will i get the cheese touch from it?"
"no. worse"

by flatulencenuggets October 4, 2025

Simp

A chubby Chinese kid named Cactus who likes a girl named Shouq.

Someone: Yo did u hear what happened with the kid who ate that dog at school?

Friend: No, what happened?

Someone: Apparently he’s a simp for that girl called shouq!

by Cactus’ best friend 😎 October 15, 2020

Simp

Simp - a little bitch known as luke.

"Hey have you seen that luke guy"
"Yeah he's such a simp"

by Littlemacaroni June 10, 2020

Simp

Adian Hall

aidan is a simp

by Hayleyharper October 8, 2020

Simp

Someone who puts women in front of their own needs in order to secure the bag (pussy), however is rarely successful in their exploit.

“Freya told me not to go to the festival”
“Ben, you’re being a simp”

by anti-vaxxerrrrrrrr March 13, 2020

Simp

Jamie Dunne

He's a simp

by JamieIsASimp January 22, 2020

Simp

Swearing is my passion

Simp

by Skeet fuck shit May 4, 2021