poop

Jimmy Carter smells like it

Thge poop stnks

by ZWAESXDCFVGBHNJ November 6, 2020

Group Poop

The act of holding hands with the person in the next stall over while taking a poop in a public restroom

David: let's take a group poop
Matt: isn't that kinda gay
David: not if you say no homo
Matt: alright but we gotta use the middle school bathroom because the stalls are always empty
David: fuck yeah

by Bigdad69 June 13, 2018

comfort poop

a bowel movement which relieves the pressure in your abdomen after you've eaten too much

I just went overboard at a cheap Indian Buffett and now I need to take a comfort poop so I won't be in so much pain.

by safetypuppy January 1, 2013

Poop Tash

To casually pick your bum with your finger then smear the broon under the nose of some wee nugget.

The body builder poop tashed everyone at the gym.

by smelly jobby finger August 11, 2012

poop jiggle

when you or a buddys shit comes out the rear end in a particularly vigorous manner

joe: i just had a poop jiggle out my arse!

by willy poo fart coon December 23, 2023

Poop Noodle

When you have anal sex with someone and poop gets shoved into the urethra. When you pee afterwards, a small noodle of poop comes out.

Hey man I did butt stuff with Amy the other day! Afterwards I got a poop noodle.

by mobypenis March 17, 2022

Kelli Poop

any time a poop rushes up on you and you have to clench your cheeks and pray you make it to the toilet.

Oh f*** I gotta go its a kelli poop!!

by pseudonym003 August 3, 2020