face stabbings

Piercings in ones face. Usually chunks of metal sticking out of unexpected locations.

She didn't make it through security because all her face stabbings kept setting off the metal detector.

by fell July 17, 2007

Boot Face

A person that got to close to the street when doing a bert-slide.

"Are you OK?"
"No! I'm a Boot Face

by Skar August 7, 2007

Facing the Pillow

v. Much like facing the music, this term implies owning up to something you've done, or to the anger of many a relative, such as a wife, sibling, or even lover. Unfortunately, this particular term refers mostly to the outcome of fessing up, and means becoming smothered by the other person in this little play due to their outrage at your mistakes.

Johnny: Help! 911 operator! I just told me wife I cheated and now I'm hiding in my room because I'm facing the pillow!!
911 operator: Well, let us know where you live, and someone will be there to help right away.
Johnny: I live at<MMMMMPPHHH! MMMMMMMMM!! UUMMMMMMMMHHHMMUU UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
911 operator: Sir. Where did you say you lived?
Johnny:...........................
Johnny's wife: Sorry ma'am. My husband mis-dialed.
911 operator: Well then! Have a wonderful evening ma'am!

by Grammar_Freak_17 April 13, 2008

Luke's face

Luke's face is an expression basing on the change in Luke Skywalkers face from A New Hope to Revenge of the Sith. As everybody knows the actor, Mark Hamill, got hit by a car in between the shooting of the movies.

Luke's face can be used as:
1. an insult
2. to win an argument/"your argument is invalid"

A: Shouldn't it be called "the Early Early show" since it's on past midnight?
B: Luke's face!

by Donna H. November 26, 2010

slart-faced

adjective: description of the facial expression of someone who is mardy, annoyed, or angrily disappointed by events. The phrase comes from early 1980's East Midlands (Rutland) slang. Similar to "having a face like a smacked bum".

Sharon got slart-faced when her boyfriend talked to Tina.

by diskgrinder September 1, 2008

lie face

when a woman is a bitch or jerkeete but has a beautiful face which acts to hide her true character.

Kathy has such a sweet little lie face.

by Deep blue 2012 August 19, 2009

quaker face

A person in contemporary urban society who in every other way blends in, but has a face you would expect to see churning butter or plowing fields in fudel english times. These individuals appear to have a lineage which completly bypassed the melting pot which makes up everyone elses faces.

note:although not all quaker faces are gingers, all gingers are quaker faces

Damn that girls outfit looks fresh off the runway...to bad its totally wasted on her quaker face.

With a quaker face like that,i sure hope she likes anal.

by maggiebubbles August 13, 2010