"I performed an impactful abortion and achieved full orgasm while engaging in g-force intercourse with my girl last night"
by beefusdeleefus October 4, 2023
Get the g-force intercoursemug. A very specific type of Landon. A Landon G. is a short guy with a broken sense of humor. A Landon G. Tends to wear glasses, unless he's sleeping or pretending to sleep. He doesn't have a messed-up sleep schedule, so if you bring him to a party you'll be disappointed because he goes home at 11. When he has a crush, he tends to get to know them so well that they see him as a "Platonic soulmate" and friendzone him. He has a tragic past, one that he would refer to as a "Netflix drama."He wears greyscale or simple colors because he learned that he doesn't want to stand out too much. However, he's not a bad person and loves to get to know people. He will know you well, and eventually confess that he stole a red golf ball from a putt-putt place.
L: I stole a golf ball once.
P1: Landon, you stole a golf ball? Is that all?
P2: Yes, that's all Landon G. did.
P1: Landon, you stole a golf ball? Is that all?
P2: Yes, that's all Landon G. did.
by DXNMFSDBCYENW,AQL. February 25, 2022
Get the Landon G.mug. by Charles Snyder II November 19, 2019
Get the pa pa gmug. by mynoduespphaha November 4, 2024
Get the G Moneymug. That loving girl that you lucked out on having. She is sweet, kind, caring, smart, and beautiful. She is everything you could ever want in a girl. She is strong, has a great personality, and she loves to do silly things to make you happy and smile.
by anonymous (hi Penny) September 22, 2024
Get the Penelope Gmug. person 1:yeet person 2:no i like yo cut g person 1:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
by kid boi whom is good at games January 11, 2021
Get the i like yo cut gmug. 