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Fart from the heart

Sending a fart in the mail to a loved one for the purpose of shock and awe. A fart is packaged in a container and mailed to a recipient with a custom note for the pure intention of creating a reaction. Farts from the heart are most effective when someone is not responding to traditional relationship stigma.
Heather sent a little butt love to Steve when she packaged up a fart from the heart.

Steve was excited beyond recognition when he recieved Heather's note that read "I believe our relationship is in the crapper" along with a vile of gas. Steve was both happy and sad to receive a fart from the heart.
by Leon Spruce June 8, 2009
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Open-Anus Fart

While at the office, casually walk over to a co-worker as if you have important news. When their guard is down, drop trousers, and in one motion, spread your ass-cheeks as far as possible with your hands and bend over releasing pure gasseous matter directly into the unsuspecting victims face. AKA: OBH (open butthole fart)
I couldn't believe it when Josh open-anus farted right in the middle of the office. His ass was right in my face.
by Ahmet K May 30, 2006
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Artificial Fart

An emission of gas produced by the ingestion of air from the anus into the rectum. Distinct from a natural fart which is produced by gas within the intestine.
Jarvick was prone to releasing enormous artificial farts after prolonged anal intercourse.
by RiverWord March 7, 2008
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Fart hole

It comes out of you're mouth
by Houseoutloud October 11, 2019
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Fart Huffer

A person who smells their own farts.
Commonly used as an insult such as a cartoon of Bill Gates fighting Steve Jobs:
Steve Jobs: "NOOGIES FOR THE NERD! Everyone knows PCs are for fart huffers and Macs get you laid!"
Bill: That's just what you want them to think.
Steve: Death to conventional thinking! *Flips desk* *Fight ensues*
by BristolBrick May 20, 2016
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Movie date fart

The act of flatulating profusely after holding in a massive fart while on a movie date, usually comes in long twos or threes. Often is accompanied by giggling from the bathroom stall/urinal close to you by another person/aftermoviebathroomgoer.
Dude 1: eeeerrbpbpbp, bpbpbpbor, plahrrunt "holy Movie date fart!, i've been holding that in for so long sitting next to her"
Dude 2: Wow...hahaha
Dude 3: Hehehe HAHhaaa
by mhadciller October 18, 2009
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chubb fart tits

Small flabby useless titties without substance or definition. Similar to two broken in hacky. sacks.
That girl was a great lay, but had I known she had chubb fart tits I wouldn't have taken off her bra.
by jashua May 21, 2008
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