Fatty fatty-boombalatty this is the way he goes.
He is so fat around his waist he cannot see his toes.
He is so fat around his waist he cannot see his toes.
by Yellowmenace October 9, 2023
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Includes things such as:
- All caps facebook posts and comments that should be private messages
- Hating one's children or considering them to be entitled despite having to compete in a 10x harsher field
- Loving all ideas when said by a talking head on TV, but hating the same ideas when formulated differently (TV says we must fight Iran, but we cannot increase taxes or cut medicare for it)
- Drawings of skeletons riding motorcycles, for some reason
- The Myspace aesthetic, without even knowing what it is
Esoteric boomerism often takes the form of well-meaning advice that turns out to be so retarded it elicits the opposite reaction from its audience
Includes things such as:
- All caps facebook posts and comments that should be private messages
- Hating one's children or considering them to be entitled despite having to compete in a 10x harsher field
- Loving all ideas when said by a talking head on TV, but hating the same ideas when formulated differently (TV says we must fight Iran, but we cannot increase taxes or cut medicare for it)
- Drawings of skeletons riding motorcycles, for some reason
- The Myspace aesthetic, without even knowing what it is
Esoteric boomerism often takes the form of well-meaning advice that turns out to be so retarded it elicits the opposite reaction from its audience
Did you hear that Mike's grandparents charge them for Thanksgiving dinner while expecting them to fly to their mansion in California?
Oh dude, I thought my parents kicking me out of the house at 18 was peak boomerism, but this is esoteric boomerism
Oh dude, I thought my parents kicking me out of the house at 18 was peak boomerism, but this is esoteric boomerism
by Miss_chievous December 22, 2023
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In this sentence 'metro-boomin' has been projected as you, and you always want more; racks of millions, good vibes and more
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Encountering a Millennial Boomer at the family dinner is like witnessing a time-traveling sermon on the dangers of modernity—complete with unsolicited life advice and a side of eye-rolling.
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Did you read that email about the vaccine causing your blood to turn black? Omg gramps, you don’t want to be known as a RUMOUR BOOMER do you?! ( “Rumor” Boomer - USA sp )
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