Simp

A guy who puts dishwashers before bros. He puts all his effort into a lady and he gets nothing in return from her; an acronym for Someone Idolising for Mediocre Pussy.

Nigel: I sent her $5,000 dollars to her webpage, I bought her a car, a house, and I spent my money on her on vacations and we aren’t still even dating yet! I’m going to simp harder by stealing my parents’ credit cards.

by Urfluff May 24, 2020

Needy vs. Simp

Me vs. You. Also known as two people who are talking where the girl is needy and the guy is a simp, but the guy refuses to admit that he is a simp and in return calls the girl a simp even though she is just needy.

Damn, that girl Kim is needy as fuck, but that guy Trevor is a simp. It's a Needy vs. Simp situation.

by 0001020304050607080900 January 28, 2021

Simp

A person so desperate for pussy that he would jump off a cliff for a girl.

Bruh you are a simp

by Zeg_Wind May 23, 2020

Simp

A simp is someone that acts like Paul Adlassnig when a female is around or involved.

A: "Did you see how Paul acted around his girlfriend?"
B. "Yeah, he be acting like a simp."

by Max Griesmayer August 4, 2022

Simp Jail

A place in which simps are sent to serve a sentence when they act out of pocket.

Sofi: Bran Bran's new haircut is so cute~
Sam: Simp Jail.
Sofi: WHAT.

by CupidsDefinitions November 22, 2021

simp

simp means when you are simping

i am a simp

by anonymous December 16, 2020

simp

Oliver

When he sees Tixy

Oliver-"I will make you a 6hr Fortnite map my dearest Tixy because I am a simp !"
Tixy-" Oh how lovely."
Oliver"Thats not the only thing i will make you and you'll see in 9 months."

by Simp for Tixy October 12, 2020