Simp

Word used to call people obsessing over a beautiful person, usually a woman, however the person accused turns it around by saying they are a Super Intelligent Minecraft Player

Ah you're a simp
Yeah, you're right. I'm a Super Intelligent Minecraft Player

by Alex Was Taken May 7, 2021

Simp

A guy who will do ANYTHING for a chick. Usually called Angelo or George, these people will literally compliment a girl for no reason at all, buy her things and be an all round pussy in the effort to impress a girl who is not interesting. Most commonly, these people are not very good looking and will often us the phrase "nice guys finish last". Avoid at all costs.

1. "Hey bro, Angelo is such a simp for her"

2. Past tense " The other day I saw Angelo simping for this girl, it was so cringe"

by Pickmeboipolice69 November 21, 2021

Simps-R-US

When caitlonias says " I love you *** **** , you are my bestfreind and my favorite person and I want to breed with you so hard"

Can you believe it? Its like simps-R-US over here

by Hugh janus888 June 13, 2021

Simp

Guy who gives up on his own respect to try to please a hoe who doesn’t care about him

That dude just sold his playstation to buy sum bitch a pair of shoes. He a simp!

by Jav23 July 5, 2022

Simp

It means Suckers Idolizing mediocre pussy. That's the original term before zoomers started using it not knowing what it means.

He likes that fat bitch? He's a simp.

by Tonibler May 12, 2024

#1 Joseph Simp

#1 Joseph simp is the best cousin of 2021, also did you know she had not one, but TWO badges for the character photographer also known as Joseph in the asymmetrical horror game 1v4 identity v also known as identity 5 (idv) 😟

me: omg look it’s #1 Joseph simp!!!

gojo: who tf is that⁉️

me: someone that likes you ofc 😋
(Imagine liking gojo)

by lovelyrqbekah July 21, 2021

Simp

Haydn

Haydn is a simp

by Funnybutboring2 August 23, 2021