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Rock Island Rangler

A gay-boy, especially one in charge of rangling all the “rocks” on Last Place Island.

To use one’s hands, mouth, or other means, to finesse a hard “rock-like” object into submission.

Ranglers from Broke Back Mountain travel to Rock Island for their vacation time.
Is “Rangler” even a word? My iPhone says Rock Island Rangler is not a word and shows a red line underneath Rangler, specifically. Wrangler is a word and it’s the same tight pair of bedazzled jeans the Cock Rangler wears on his daily hunt for Rock-like objects.

John: Man.. have you seen the bum that lives on last place island? Wtf is that guy doing?

Jim: Ohh fuck yeah I have!! It’s actually pretty funny to watch, but I must say… That goat fucker knows how to Rangle the fuck out of those rocks!

The cock wrangler said, “Is this queer? Is this queer?”

Last Place Island is where the Rock Ranglers live.

Where shall the Rangler get his piercing at? His tongue? Nipples? Belly button? He wanted to choose (you guessed it) his rock, but he thought it might be “queer”…? Never forget to put the question mark. Otherwise, it’s definitely queer.

Rangler. Spell check. Dangler. Angler. Wrangler. Hmm.. nope-not a word.

There is one meaning in OED's entry for the noun rangler. See 'Meaning & use' for definition, usage, and quotation evidence. This word is now obsolete. It is last recorded around the late 1600s.
by I_pissed_my_pants_again March 14, 2024
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Go Kick Rocks

On TikTok specifically, it means Fuck Off. Commonly used by American Patriots against brainwashed MAGA troglodytes who suffer from the pity party male loneliness epidemic. It’s a last resort response since TikTok censors our original responses.
Tiny Penis MAGA: Women belong in the kitchen!
American Patriot: Go kick rocks, right wing Nazi!
by dat90skehd April 2, 2025
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Rock Brigade

A group of people obsessed with classic rock music.
Its the rock brigade whos music is so loud
by The moist pelican October 1, 2020
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rock steazy

Nickname for popular movie character Rocky Balboa (Played by Sylvester Stallone). It originated during the release of the Rocky sagas final movie: Rocky Balboa (Rocky VI). Rock Steazy is just a street name that applies to the "tough in the streets" mentality of Rocky in this final chapter.
"Rock Steazy is puttin in work!"
"Rock Steazy knows it's tough in the streets."
"Rock Steazy is gettin gully!"
by Bankrupt Records January 27, 2007
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Lava Rocks

An STD, transmitted in gay sex, in which the male inhibitor's testicles will start to glow red and will heat up to 700 degrees F, this results in tremendous pain and will eventually cause death.
Man 1: "Dude, I think I might have lava rocks"
Man 2: "Thats like the opposite of frosty balloons, what do you want on your epitaph?"
by PubicHairManiac May 8, 2018
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charle rock

charle rock lost his eye by defending fat joes name, was on terror squad but was liad out his career after the situation that led him of losing his eye
fuck fat joe his a fat fuck charle rock sould be the next rapper to punch him in the face
by ts tank August 15, 2010
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I Am A Rock

An upbeat song by Simon and Garfunkel about...being a depressed recluse. "A rock feels no pain, and an island never cries."
(Paul Simon)

A winter's day

In a deep and dark December

(Both)

I am alone

(Simon)

Gazing from my window
To the streets below
On a freshly-fallen, silent shroud of snow

(Both)

I am a rock, I am an island
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 20, 2021
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