cowchair in the butter

n. root cowchair: a girl with a nice body you would bone but has a "butter face", so you might have to paper bag her to keep it up.

Girl with hot body:(turns around)
Guy 1:"Uggh.. cowchair in the butter!"
Guy 2:" Holy crap yeah."
Girl: "I read Urban definitions!" (runs away crying)
Guys: "Wait I've got a bag!"

by Porkbutter April 15, 2007

Toronto butter churner

when a woman urinates in a man’s mouth and then farts on his nose

Lisa Toronto butter churnered me yesterday it was so magestic

by Lebronsforeskin July 31, 2025

dookey butter

The residue left over after two gay guys having sex.

After a passionate night of sex we found dookey butter on our bed.

by Crushedbyfatguy December 23, 2016

Butter Lettuced

When a person ejaculates in between another’s buttocks and adds butter to taste

Sam butter lettuced his wife in a port-a-potty by the creek last night.

by Gut_pirate69 November 26, 2021

Tiger Butter

The amalgam of shit and semen in the gusset of her panties after a back door railing

Ohhhhh can we pull over at that gas station? Why? I got some tiger butter going on. I need a quick wipe.

by Dick Onchin October 5, 2024

Peanut Butter Person

The type of person who is extremely musty and has a distinct type of smell. Typically also thinks they’re funny when they’re just loud and smelly.

what’s the wretched smell ?
smells like a Peanut Butter Person to me

by ball destroyer February 2, 2022

Peanut Butter Rivalries

Peanut Butter Rivalries is when the most well know rivals, think they are opposites but are the same for the most part. They think they are peanut butter and jelly but they are just peanut butter and peanut butter.

Modern politics are a bunch of Peanut Butter Rivalries, two sides of the same coin, except it's a piece of bread with the same spread.

by Odd_James August 4, 2025