John

The perfect friend Johns are always kind and they are always there for you no matter what and they can be a butthole sometimes but they are always there for you

Person:what’s your friends name me: John person: you have a good friend

by Hannah.baylee August 18, 2021

John

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Watching series john

by anonymous November 24, 2021

John-Paul

a very funny person and great to be around. all the girls love a John-Paul. he is quiet when you first meet him but once you get know him, hes funny, talented, and hot. Dont forget a John-Paul also has the best drip.

omg its John-Paul he so fine!!!

by sheeeeeeeeshhhhhhh May 27, 2021

John Corduroy

A man who despises anything other than corduroy pants. He has the ability to infinitely generate corduroy pants, and morph them into any recognizable man-made object. The source of all of his corduroy pants is unknown.

HE HATES SLACKS.

Guy 1: We need to hide, man. I heard John Corduroy just escaped from the Slack Slammer.
Guy 2: OH SHIT OH FUCKING ASS HELL OH SHIT

John Corduroy: I'm kill.

by Brinefender January 13, 2024

The John Wilkinson Bowl Challenge

The John Wilkinson Bowl Challenge Consists Of: A Bowl Filled With One Gram Of Indica Like Purp, Some Keef (enough to cover the top and cigarette tobacco, enough to cover middle of the bowl. You Pack it, Light it and In Order To Successfully Complete The John Wilkinson Bowl Challenge You Have To Clear The Whole Bowl In One Hit and Exhale A Haze Of Smoke Thick Enough To Cover Your Surrounding Enviorment, Like Your Face.

Person 1: John Smoked A Whole Bowl Of 1 Gram Of Weed, Keef, And Tobacco yet some how manage to clear it in ONE HIT!
Person 2: Thats crazy! The John Wilkinson Bowl Challenge FTW!

by SirSource August 5, 2020

Dirty John

When you empty a milo tin, leave a steaming turd at the bottom then refill the tin with milo.

I just gave the milo tin a dirty John. Can’t for the lads to enjoy their ‘hot chocolate’.

by Surfguy September 13, 2020

Senior Chief John Loe

Senior Chief John Loe speaks fluent Braille.

Senior Chief John Loe killed two stones with one bird.

Senior Chief John Loe one threw a grenade and killed 20 men, then it exploded.
Chief John Loe doesn’t do push-ups, he simply moves the planet away from him and pulls it back.

When Senior Chief John Loe orders a rare steak they bring him unicorn.

by InferiorToChiefJohnLoe June 17, 2021