Dick in Hand

When an individual is caught off guard by something

"My mom came in my room and i just had my dick in hand, I didnt know what to do so i just asked for help on homework"

by fallowismallow May 4, 2020

Lamb hands

Someone who knocks over drinks

Great drew knocked another drink over, he's got lamb hands

by Jaypeebee00 November 16, 2022

hand fisting

The process of pooping out a thick and dry turd the size of a large fist. Side effects can include crying of relief and/or agony, and an angry red anus.

Sorry I was gone for 2 days. I was hand fisting for atleast 1 day and crying the entire 2nd day.

by Fulgar April 8, 2017

Sopping Hand Job

A person who is always drenched in semen when ejaculating with their right hand.

He looks like a sopping hand job because his pants and underwear are wet all of the time

by jondich January 20, 2021

Take your hands out your drawls

A different meaning of being pressed for no reason; mad off of nothing; angry from simple/bland questions

Man 1: yo charles, what happened to you and ole girl?

Charles: why the fuck you wanna know what happened to me and ole girl stay in yo lane.

Man 2: yo take your hands out your drawls charles he was just asking a question.

by MezzoFye October 26, 2022

me-time hand

The hand used for masturbating.

You're getting a tattoo on your hand? Is that your me-time hand?

by Bill.yeg January 2, 2019

dealing myself a hand of solitaire

A rather sophisticated term for masturbating.

My therapist asked me what I did to keep myself busy when I was bored, so I told him that I was always dealing myself a hand of solitaire on Sunday afternoons.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020