Shower Boxing

Boxing in the shower with a male partner whose testicles become used for boxing practice similar to a speedbag.

John, honey, can we have a Shower Boxing session later?
Of course, sweetie, anything for you.

by wedgeguy December 21, 2021

Junk In The Box

A store that specializes in antiquities, uniquities and military surplus. Usually found in rural parts of Ohio. Recognizable by the big American flag on the building and it's hilarious, beautiful, witty, charming, friendly, and helpful manager who is overdue for a raise. If you see a Junk In The Box, approach it with a good sense of humor, a love for all things odd and Benadryl if you're allergic to dust.

"Have you ever been to Junk In The Box in Huntsville, Ohio?"
"Not yet, but the videos on their facebook page are hilarious!"

by Leonessanik October 7, 2023

X-box

A vagina

We made out for a while, then I put it in her x-box.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) June 26, 2022

Hot Dog Box

1. A family-run hot dog restaurant in Chicago offering tasty steak hot dogs

2. Slang for a woman's vagina

Joe: Man! I just got done eating at the Hot Dog Box and it was delicious!
Steven: Wait! The restaurant or your girls snatch?
Joe: Both!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2022

Wok box

An attractive girl of Asian descent

"Bro, have you seen that exchange student from China?" Total wok box, would bang."

by rickroll123 December 3, 2017

Bird Boxed

A home is Bird Boxed when all windows have their blinds and curtains closed.

During the polar vortex, Ace the cat hated that all of the blinds were Bird Boxed ....

by Mr David February 9, 2019

Square Box Hero

Individuals that reside in a trailer park and commit great acts of greatness and stupidity

After chugging 24 beers and passing out, Kyle was crowned the "Square Box Hero" of the day.

by The KC Huckster July 6, 2023