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SIMP

An acronym which stands for “Super Intelligent, Massive Penis”. Used to describe a guy who respects women.
“Yo did you hear Josh went to the women’s march?”

“Yeah he’s a great guy. He’s SIMP fo sho.”
by Dolfyn Stamos March 9, 2020
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Simp

A massive man (usually called Jacob) putting bros before hoes
JACOB IS A PHAT SIMP
by HCDWSK ACVD FAD;N September 28, 2020
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SIMP

by not pigist February 4, 2022
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SIMP

An acronym standing for "Someone Idolizing Mediocre Pussy." Basically a man who would do anything to get into a girls pants.
He is such a simp.
by Galexia September 19, 2020
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Mega Simp

Somebody who genuinely ends up in hospital because you simp that hard
Aryans a mega simp, he’s in the hospital.
by Cooldudemx3456 November 27, 2020
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Simp

Guy who gets horny over a female and wants to date them
"Did you hear that ted spent 40,000 dollars to a female streamer?" Willam asked "Then he's a simp" Henry said
by King k krock May 1, 2020
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Simp

by Simp Slayer January 14, 2020
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