HKettell effect™️

The effect allows the person suffering to know all about ass and tits but automatically turn any woman in to a lesbian just by going near them

Damn bro you have the HKettell effect™️ I feel bad for you.

by Hkettell January 10, 2023

Mandela effect

When you think you are supposed to flip someone off with your thumb but you are not.

"You're flipping them off wrong"
"NO! that's the Mandela effect in action

by Eggsoup June 30, 2023

The Kristian Effect

The Kristian metaphor relates to someone whose reputation (usually lies spread by ex fuck boys) is that of a harlot, and one with an IQ lower than that of Forrest Gump, but is in fact not a harlot and quite intelligent; far more than the average fuck boy believes. Often simple projection but on a larger scale.

"Everyone thinks I'm a dumb slut, but usually the guys I date and it's always THEM who cheat and quite frankly, are as slow as a Windows 98 with 2k songs downloaded by Napster. Why does the Kristian Effect have to curse ME?!?!"

by Flopstar89 July 2, 2023

The Justin Hamill Effect

The effect where everything you own seems to break or become ruined.

A: Dang dude my air fryer is broken and it’s very dirty
B: That’s the Justin Hamill effect for you

by Dickinson13 July 2, 2023

The SoundCloud effect

When the sound is louder, the music is better, and you can skip the ads with airplane mode.

“Why is this music better?” Because of the SoundCloud effect.

by lilkitten11211 July 4, 2023

Göring effect

A visibly overweight person that also struggles with amphetamine abuse

Upon witnessing a tweaked out fat guy: "Oh man... that's the Göring effect in full force."

by hammenmew July 4, 2023

Clubhouse Effect

The phenomenon wherein a piece of technology, in particular, an application is extremely popular initially due to hype, but quickly loses popularity and never regains its peak glory.

Threads is probably another example of the Clubhouse Effect.

by Kumaren July 9, 2023