dirty bomb

when you go anal and you pull out and a giant shit comes out with it

by unichanka April 26, 2019

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GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

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Russian Tsar Bomb

When you blow your nose into your girls pussy and tape it shut so that your snot stays inside of her forever.

Johnny, I Russian Tsar Bombed the prostitute because she made me mad.

by ProBater69 February 08, 2022

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bomb pop down to blue

Sad reflective reference used once before realizing 😕 its gathered up

Was or is a Hand job is still really a real job Because I can bomb pop down to blue

by Golf ball thru a water hose December 13, 2022

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Glitter Bomb Bitch

A bitter friend that would like to see you fail. The person is salty-sweet, doing nice things that secretly mean harm. This person gives gifts that on the surface seem harmless, but leave behind a cloud of glitter, making a mess that is bothersome and hard to clean. A Frenemy that is calculated and jealous.

That Glitter Bomb Bitch recommended a hair stylist that she knew would ruin my hair!

by TwoFacesPodcast May 08, 2022

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