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evil watering hose

a sexual practice in which a black man (preferably Nigerian) inserts his abnormally large penis into a slender asian midgets anis. This man's penis should petrude out of the women's mouth and cuases her to gag excessively this gag reflex is used as a ejackulative method which causes the nigerian to come in a imense firehose orgasm.(can only be done with an asian midget over 18 otherwise completly socially unexceptable)
dude my 8 foot tall boyfriend got kinky and gave me an evil watering hose i blacked out and i woke up in apool of saliva and come.
by Howard p. donivin November 22, 2011
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Dog-water

A stupid phrase exclusively used by sweaty and most certainly smelly people as a weak attempt to upset and/or annoy someone they percieve to be 'lesser' than themself

(it is unlikely and extremely rare that they are truly lesser)
"You are so dog-water Xavier"
by Luxlotle January 17, 2023
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water that costs $1.25

some thing to go turn down because i can literally go dig a hole in the fucking ground and filter that water and boil that and drink that for fucking free bitch
my mom: i’m going to go buy water...

me: (looks at vending machine) no, the water that costs $1.25? bitch, no your not gimme that money
by 𝕤𝔸𝕕𝕚𝕖 April 28, 2021
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Water Jag

Short for water jaguar aka Amazonian river otter. Also to describe someone with a Napoleanic complex. An asshole who believes they are above their pay grade.
Flying hot air balloons
Chris: "What's the wind like up there?"
Bob: "Learn to fly, you water jag"
by Hyphy Wolf August 6, 2021
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Dog Water

An insult used irritate players in competitive gaming. Usually used by children under 13, or toxic teenagers.
"Dog Water" Is repeated multiple times in a sentence.
Dog water Dog water Dog water 0 PR Dog water.
by TheReallyFady1 March 31, 2021
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Dog Water

Dog Water is the best way of saying “Your fucking shit at this. The term has evolved and can be said in almost any situation. “Ur dog water.” And to anybody reading this for some stupid fucking reason... ur dog water.
by So Dog water March 9, 2021
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Rotten Water

A severe version of stagnant water.

"Gamers who play a single game for so long people who play World Of Warcraft are stagnant water."
It's like AsmonBald has played for so long he knows everything and can predict everything in WoW.
AsmonBald is rotten water.
by Rotten Water March 23, 2023
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