A BDSM sex move where (during intercourse) you finish in her and take a poop in your hand, smack her with it and ditch her without untying her. Preferably because you hate them.
I met a guy last night and when we were getting naughty he came in me and performed a slap happy crappy. I never felt so embarrassed when my roommate came in
by catchingfire3 March 2, 2021
Get the Slap happy crappymug. Slapping Somebody with a hand full of godly Jizz, fresh from a sweet jerk off from watching Your Favorite Kink style porn category, made famous by the “Indie Valedictorian” Hopsin.
by Salli7271 January 27, 2020
Get the Hopsin Slapmug. Pulling back the foreskin of your penis after a mind blowing colon extravaganza and slapping the male in the face with your shit covered cock
by TheColonCommander99 December 24, 2021
Get the European Mud Slapmug. It means multiple things. Basically, its a WWII reference, meaning:
1. Karate chop. Japanese were known by soldiers for their superior hand to hand combat skills, particularly in karate.
2. To strike a person unexpectedly, similarly to a sucker punch.
3. Loosely, it refers to an unexpected attack or ambush.
1. Karate chop. Japanese were known by soldiers for their superior hand to hand combat skills, particularly in karate.
2. To strike a person unexpectedly, similarly to a sucker punch.
3. Loosely, it refers to an unexpected attack or ambush.
Wow! Did you see Tom get into a fight, yesterday? He hit that guy with a vicious jap slap and almost knocked him out.
by Legendary63 July 21, 2018
Get the Jap Slapmug. The act of slapping an inferior being with a low-top Chuck Taylor shoe, most commonly in the face, usually in the form of a sneak attack from behind.
Also known as: Peasant splat (A more extreme form)
Also known as: Peasant splat (A more extreme form)
After the peasant's unsanctioned disrespect, it was essential that he received a swift chuck slap. He was lucky I didn't peasant splat his ass.
by Mershon Jr. December 7, 2011
Get the Chuck Slapmug. in a forced alliance of marriage with your big fat granny.
unfunny at times but elitist humor
oc ; greg heffely, wimpy kid series.
unfunny at times but elitist humor
oc ; greg heffely, wimpy kid series.
by yourswagindiegf November 26, 2021
Get the slap happy grandpappymug. by Quality Assuraaaah! June 10, 2021
Get the Slapmug.