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Slap Pocket

The vagina or anus used for sexual activity and gratification.
I ate her meaty curtains on her slap pocket.

My cousin was on the rag on Thanksgiving so I couldn’t hit her slap pocket during half time. So I had to settle for a vigorous handy in the bathroom.

I was elbow deep in her slap pocket when her uncle walked in on us. Next thing I know I got a forearm working it’s way up my own slap pocket.

I could hear my old man working my moms slap pocket last night.

He was so big he stretched my slap pocket and I was gaping.
by Dick Onchin November 3, 2021
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Jewish slap

To be slapped by a loctka
"Hey watch out or I will Jewish slap you."
by AWD July 16, 2016
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Canadian Bitch Slap

The humiliation inflicted on an opponent who cheats, conducts espionage, carries out sabotage, engages in blackmail, publicly smack talks, and otherwise exhibits dishonorable behaviors when defeating them honorably and treating them with respect throughout.
The other day, I had a jackass join my Counter Strike match talking smack, talking about how good he was and putting everyone else down, but after I kept killing him repeatedly while speaking sweetly to him, he rage quit after I sent him home packing with a Canadian Bitch Slap.
by Keegan Eden Barker March 9, 2025
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Slut Slap

When you slap someone around the face with the end crust of a loaf of bread, otherwise known as the slut (ie fingered by everyone but wanted by none)
Jack what's that? *bam*, you just got slut slapped
by Jeff Jeffrey Jefferson September 19, 2018
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alpha slap

To slap another in the face with ones dick. The hand may be used for extra leverage at the base. Humiliation is always the goal.
1. "I'd break y'alls jaw with my alpha slap"
2. "bitch wouldn't shut up, so's i alpha slapped her"
by Bag-le-douche December 10, 2007
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national slap an orphan day

slap an orphan with only good results
i slapped an orphan on national slap an orphan day
by therapist.the.rapist December 11, 2023
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