King Triton

A merman with nice nipples

"I just love looking at King Triton's nipples"

by pickle1009 September 19, 2022

far king hell

Fucking hell. A joke from Australian schools.

What's the opposite of near? Far.
What's the opposite of queen? King.
What's the opposite of heaven? Hell.
Now say them all together. Far king hell.

by MinecraftBloke123 May 22, 2023

God king

Jesus was the holy God King but people have their doubts
Yahweh was the Jewish god king
the true god king is associated with the christian god king

peoples similar to the god king were known as Ghandi, the Buddha, and The Dalai Lama

by nonekopopo February 17, 2023

Glizzy King

A person that can swallow hotdogs or large sausages with ease and lack of swallowing.

Dalton loves large wieners and can swallow them like a true Glizzy King!

by Drmonsterbrain January 4, 2024

king Valderrama

The quiet kid in school, when he gets comfortable with you for being friends he get talkative and says sorry for being talkative and is so cool.

Girl 1:Omg have you seen how nice King Valderrama is?

Girl 2: OMG NO?!?!

by I AM A MAN OF JESUS 999 December 10, 2024

King Toby

King Toby is practically loyalty. Although sometimes socially awkward, he is the life of every party he’s invited to. He complains about how he used to younger and lighter instead of being a man and climbing up the bunk bed ladder. Round face. If you have a King Toby in your life, consider yourself lucky and very unlucky at the same time

Example 1: “King Toby was complaining about how he couldn’t get up that hill again”
Example 2: “King Toby, you’ll never be as good as Bill Wailey”
Example 3: “The two loudest noises in the world are a volcanic eruption and King Toby’s snoring”

by iztheman July 6, 2021

Mwa ha ha ha, I am King Bowser!

A saying that means the same as the "Lord Farquad" version of this.

I discovered a meal named "Shit on a shingle" and I am going to make Devilled Eggs on Easter Sunday. Mwa ha ha ha, I am King Bowser!

by Ishy-Yoshi April 17, 2023