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coronavirus go home

by hiuwu April 10, 2020
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fairy-go-round

Fairy-go-round: an upside-down barstool at full capacity during happy hour at the gay bar.
Have you been to the Blue Oyster bars latest attraction ? its called a fairy-go-round, but really its just an upside-down barstool so they seat more people during happy hour.
by Katelynne's dad April 22, 2020
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Going to the porn convention

When you do something really sad, lonely or desperate.
Ever since the break-up, Mike's been going to the porn convention.
by Herbert Pecker April 27, 2020
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To go to Barnard Castle

To go on a pointless drive.

Specifically against all recommended advice and especially when feeling unwell.
"Despite there being a global pandemic, and all medical advice and governmental regulation (which I helped to write) saying to the contrary, I had to go to Barnard Castle.

This trip needlessly put in danger anybody I may inadvertently have come across due to my families recent exposure to Covid-19. I needlessly took this drive because I recklessly drove the 270miles from London to Durham and had to check whether I was safe to take the pointless 270 mile journey home again."
by DomCummings May 26, 2020
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Georgia Go-Gurt

When a woman or male squeezes yogurt into there anal cavity or vagina, and then has their partner eat it out.
Girl: Give me a Georgia Go-Gurt tonight?
Him: OK, what flavor?
by Slothgod2000 March 15, 2020
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Going full Lander

When you spill an entire wheel barrow full of concrete on the ground, then your boss/ girlfriend’s father tells you you have no upper body strength, then you blame the concrete truck driver even though he was just doing his job, then you have a full mental breakdown ruining your entire day, then get to go home early from work and take a nap but you’re still as irritable as you were before.
Cole’s going full lander, kid has no upper body strength.
by Cole Lander July 2, 2020
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go fuck yourself

if someone says this to you you fucked up. it an be as a joke but most likely youre a dipshit.
by not simp boy September 30, 2020
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