Sea Dingo

When you expect a normal scenario outcome but you find it to be the lesser of odds which is an improvement for sure.

Also, an unusual autocorrect text sent by an individual that had consumed too much Jager at around 3pm on a Monday.

I thought today's weather was going to suck, but it was straight sea dingo.

I'm finna have myself a sea dingo shift at work!

by Artist-n-Client March 9, 2021

Ring Dinging

Sexual practice where someone eats onion rings off of your erect penis.

Man, Lex got so wasted last night she she didn't want to wait for food OR sex so was Ring Dinging me through 3 full orders of onion rings. Best drunken sex night of my life bro!

by KingLucifer January 17, 2021

Flapping Dingo

One of the many people who don't give a shit about apexigod

I can't believe the fools doesn't know Flapping Dingo doesn't give a shit about you

by Flapping Dingo February 6, 2021

Waxy dinger

An insult for being a total idiot

Bro your such a waxy dinger like

by swoop8 March 20, 2021

Hell dingiddy dang

A phrase used by stereotypical rednecks, hillbillies, or southerners

Rufus: Well hell dingiddy dang! They done blown up my moonshine still!

by Dagnabbi5 April 25, 2021

Rim Dinger

When you're giving a rim job and your tongue slips, inducing uncontrollable flagellants from the recipient, causing laughter until one of you snorts.
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The whole thing ends in awkward silence...

My mom caused a Rim Dinger between me and Brian last night when she , so rudely, walked into to her bedroom without knocking!

by ChaossGoddess May 21, 2021

Josh Dingler

A scrawny kid who looks like the kid from the Polar Express movie. He also has no friends and is usually friend zoned most of the time throughout his life.

Eww, is that the Josh Dingler kid everyone hates?

by KTPlayz May 28, 2021