bloody butt

When you tard is bigger then your asshole,and rips your pooper on the way out.

After taking that major dump I had a bad case of the bloody butt.

by Pete the Plummer February 8, 2004

ass-butt

A description of extremeness.

"It's ass-butt cold today!"

by marko mark December 19, 2005

butt baby

fecal matter. turds. gay people I have known refer to fecal matter (turds), as a butt baby. a silly theoretical result of anal sex.

"My butt babies are going to drown!"
"Butt babies don't live!"

by a gay September 17, 2005

butt flu

When you have diarrhea.

I stayed on the toilet all night because I had a major case of the butt flu!

by SarahH2o February 24, 2009

Butt Burrito

A huge solid turd, especially very thick turds that cause pain when excreted. The blood accompanying a butt burrito is sometimes known as "special sauce".

She sure is taking a long time in there and making some terrible sounds... Must be laying a butt burrito.

by Hoopty Doopty May 26, 2010

Butt Diver

A Butt Diver is defined as a human male who searches the earth's surface with their penis, in search of the anus of another human male. This search is performed with the strict purpose of procurement and penetration of the anus. Afterward, the caught male is then released back into the population so it may then be penetrated by another butt diver.

Have you noticed that a different guy comes out of our neighbor's house nearly every morning around breakfast time?" "Yeah, he's a professional butt diver.

by Ace P January 18, 2011

Butt-Pump

A person that will be considered a complete douche bag, walks the earth without a clue about anything. Never gets a head in life and never will. Just a notch above Retarded and always screwing things up no matter how many times it is explained.

Mike Loader is such a Butt-Pump...

Listen what this Butt-Pump did now...

That Butt-Pump did it again! I can't believe it!

by CD nuts October 7, 2005