curds my cheese

To put a bad taste in someone's mouth, to have an ill effect, get on someone's nerves.

"Dude, that teacher really curds my cheese." chaps my ass steams my broccoli annoys bothers

by Dr. Schindigs, B.J. March 23, 2016

Goat Cheese Hoagie

The gayest sexual maneuver possible. Often resulting in trauma to the eyes and face.

Coined by Adam Carolla while describing his experiences on Celebrity Apprentice. Clay Aiken may have been involved.

"After an extended Rusty Trombone, he gave me the ol' Goat Cheese Hoagie and fractured my orbital socket."

by Dollerhide November 1, 2012

Maple Cheese Smoothie

Literally as it's title states. It will give anyone diabetes instantly.

"Maple Cheese Smoothie please!""What you wanna die nigga?!"

by Dancing_Jebus January 20, 2009

Jumping Cheese Stick

Jumping cheese stick is when you flail around a cheese stick.

It also is the new slang term for a blonde person jumping up and down at a sports game, homecoming dance, etc,...

Stop doing the Jumping Cheese Stick Joslyn!

Terrance was being a jumping cheese stick at the football game in the front row!

by KSpell October 5, 2011

Grilled cheese minute

A unit of time that is commonly mistaken for a standard minute. Grilled Cheese Minutes are equal to either one minute and thirty seconds all the way up to five minutes.

"Hey, when will you be home?"
"I should be home by 5:00."
"Is that in normal or Grilled Cheese Minutes?"

by Artholor the Great October 18, 2014

Lick my cheese

Reqeusting another person to lick your special sauce. This is similar to the phrase suck my dick

Tino: "Sarah said she doesn't want to go out with you."

Brendan: "Well you can tell Sarah that she can lick my cheese!"

by afaraci12099 August 17, 2016

jell-o-cheese

When a girls butt bounces like jello but smells like cheese, she has that jell-o-cheese. Mostly refers to African American women.

Dude your girlfriend has that Jell-o-Cheese.

by David Burns (villevalorox) September 28, 2008