yes it’s a things, no “talking” to anyone. allowed to call people “hit,cute”. NO SIMPING. If you make it all of December without a boyfriend/girlfriend or any talking stages that probably failed u win.
by #ilovecarmelmacchiatos December 11, 2021
Get the NO SIMP DECEMBERmug. “ lee do you want to come out”
“ no i’m going to go do horse riding with millie”
“ lee winder your such a simp!”
“ no i’m going to go do horse riding with millie”
“ lee winder your such a simp!”
by ahokthenboomer July 9, 2020
Get the simpmug. The only real definition of simp is a person that we all know closely. Precisely a half Filipino boy. A simp thinks that they can get girls, but they can’t.
“Jake is such a simp, he thinks he can get girls so he buys their food but they’re just using him”
“Ahaha yeah that’s facts bro”
“Ahaha yeah that’s facts bro”
by Blueballs69420 April 6, 2020
Get the Simpmug. 
A siMp (sucka idolizing Majestic pussy.) is simply a simp by another name, they call themselves a siMp because they are too deep in denial, and refuse to believe they are a simp.
by NotAFurry69420 March 5, 2020
Get the siMpmug.