by Tim James July 27, 2017
Get the Tim James disco stickmug. Joe: “Hey man have you seen James? It’s National Jump James Day!”
Sasha: “No, I haven’t let’s go beat him up now!”
Sasha: “No, I haven’t let’s go beat him up now!”
by DinoAngiee~ April 8, 2024
Get the National Jump James Daymug. The off-brand cousin of Indiana Jones who digs up “ancient relics” in junkyards and abandoned Walmarts. Instead of a whip, he carries a garden hose. Instead of a fedora, he wears a Bass Pro Shop hat.
Known for quotes like “It belongs in a Bass Pro Museum!” and “Snakes? I eat those for breakfast, son.” His idea of a hidden temple is an old Cracker Barrel with a suspicious basement.
Drives a rusty pickup named “The Ark of ‘Bama”, fights raccoons instead of Nazis, and once got cursed for stealing a haunted moonshine jug from a Civil War reenactment site.
Alabama James adventures include:
Alabama James and the Waffle House of Doom
Alabama James and the Lost Remote Control of Pawpaw
Alabama James and the Curse of the NASCAR Pharaoh
Has zero credentials, but says things like “Trust me, I majored in vibes.” Carries around a “holy relic” that’s just an unopened can of 1987 Tab cola.
Known for quotes like “It belongs in a Bass Pro Museum!” and “Snakes? I eat those for breakfast, son.” His idea of a hidden temple is an old Cracker Barrel with a suspicious basement.
Drives a rusty pickup named “The Ark of ‘Bama”, fights raccoons instead of Nazis, and once got cursed for stealing a haunted moonshine jug from a Civil War reenactment site.
Alabama James adventures include:
Alabama James and the Waffle House of Doom
Alabama James and the Lost Remote Control of Pawpaw
Alabama James and the Curse of the NASCAR Pharaoh
Has zero credentials, but says things like “Trust me, I majored in vibes.” Carries around a “holy relic” that’s just an unopened can of 1987 Tab cola.
by Anttonedodeson June 1, 2025
Get the Alabama Jamesmug. James is a nice person and a bad enemy. When you first meet he will be nervous but once you get to know each other he’s a smart person who will always stand up for you. Never make a James your enemy or you’re in trouble. A James will never let his issues bother you. James is an amazing person
by Jameson13 September 12, 2019
Get the James smallmug. by lugogreed January 8, 2025
Get the Erm, what the James?mug. ‘Uncle James played nothing else matters at the Concert last night, I wonder if he’s going to play master of puppets during his next show!’
by UncleJamesBestFriend April 23, 2019
Get the Uncle Jamesmug. A fat kid that smell and eats to much. He is racist and sexually disturbing to girls and family members. Has brown eyes and is not patient.
Girl. James is a fucking fat ads and smells a lot
Girl 2. Yeah
Soccer player. James tripped on the ball at tryouts
Soccer player 2. That’s not hard to do.
Dover play 1 he was standing still and was holding the ball.
Girl 2. Yeah
Soccer player. James tripped on the ball at tryouts
Soccer player 2. That’s not hard to do.
Dover play 1 he was standing still and was holding the ball.
by Rainbow kitten 69 March 15, 2020
Get the Jamesmug.