God's Poop Hole

When your trying your hardest to stay away from premarital sex but you just gotta nut... don't worry slide it in her butt

Don't worry God's poop hole made us a loop hole!

by Mrs.C.Baird October 2, 2023

God's resolution

1028x1024 a 5:4 super vga resolution popularized in the early days of 17" TFT panels.

Matt: Hey Jeff, what resolution are you running? Jeff: God's resolution

by Hohlraum October 3, 2023

Derp The Pumpkin God

A god of the earth kingdom

"derp the pumpkin god is all powerful and mighty"

by MrSquib October 3, 2023

Vivaswag God

The alpha male, ripped to the bones w a whale dick.

Harsh tries too hard to be a vivaswag God, tell him to calm his tits.

by VivaswatJha November 22, 2021

lamb of god sucks

Worst band of all time? Lamb of god sucks because they’re straight cock gobblers.

Man I can’t believe how much lamb of god sucks.. worst band ever.

by Chuckle monkey 🙈 November 22, 2021

God

The creator of this earth he hates sin but loves us all, he is pure in everything, all he wants is to have a relationship with us he is gentle, kind, sweet, caring, always thinks of others, he is always with us, always wants the best for us and always makes you feel safe, he is the man who sent his only son Jesus to come and die on the cross for our sins as Jesus said in his last words it is finished which means our sins have been washed away no matter how many times we sin we still have an opportunity to repent (turn away from our sins) and we shall be able to enter his kingdom (heaven)

Read the Bible and get to know who God is.
Suggestion:start in the new testament which starts from Matthew

God creator

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Godness

ITS YOU!!
Literally the best, amazing, beautiful person. Literally just you. Take a seat GODNESS

Person : Who are you?
You: Im "GODNESS"

by Secret4lifer November 21, 2021