jean green 

the .2 on your lap after rolling up, usually while in a car.

dude there was so much fuckin' jean green on my lap i coulda twisted another fatty.

jean green by spanky patterson January 10, 2011

Piss Green 

Adjective

Urine that will/has failed a drug test, specifically for marijuana use.

1) "I can't get a new job right now. I'll piss green for 2 months!"
2) "Yo I ain't gettin that job son, that was some green piss I gave her."

Piss Green by jobrien80 October 1, 2012

stuart green 

Stuart green is an age old game developed by the Greek. To play Stuart green you need a 48 laxatives 3 small elvish men and a lot of lubricant. You first swallow the laxatives, then the elvish men will begin to give you a hand job. You are to lay on your back push very hard and see if you can catch at least three of your own bodily fluids in your mouth after expelling them violently. Commonly this consists of semen, diarrhea and vomit.

I went to this crazy party in Thorpe and everyone was playing Stuart green, a guy called Harry McNally won by an absolute mile!

stuart green by Gggggsa January 12, 2014

Peyton green 

A peyton green is another word a screw up. It can be a noun, verb, or adjective.

Oh man, i peyton greened that test

Your such a peyton green.

That tree is peyton greeny

Peyton green by Pgreen26 February 16, 2014

martin green 

A man who is which a rather big man slag with intentions on fucking girls and leaving them.
Also a man who rapidly punches black people in the face wen they touch his chicken or vodka.

Hot dumb blonde: omfg he's so hot

Smart slut: yeah but he's a Martin green

martin green by Hahahahahaha2725252 May 18, 2014

gopher green 

One who "goes for green" i.e. likes to smoke weed. May be used derisively towards a mooch (he/she that does not contribute but merely partakes of the green)

Damn, son, that bitch is a real Gopher Green, she smoked up all of my bud.

gopher green by brandon_bluff July 18, 2014

the green giant in the valley 

The biggest, meanest, most physically intimidating bully in your environment

My former high school was reputed to have the green giant in the valley among several high schools.

the green giant in the valley by Uncle Dimma October 24, 2014