Alabama Hand Job

The act of throwing in a wad of chewing tobacco, spitting in your hands, and giving a hand job.

It’s our anniversary and Betty knows I love a good Alabama Hand Job. I even bought her a fresh tin of Copenaghen Straight.

by Risky Business 976697 November 24, 2022

hand-warmers

Sometimes used to describe the female chest.

Yo girl! Nice hand-warmers you got there!

by viruswithshoes April 18, 2018

Hande

Without a doubt, Hande is the most beautiful woman in the world. She is beautiful and deserves love. She's a little sensitive, but that sometimes makes it more advantageous in certain matters. She is a perfect girlfriend and loves to make sacrifices for the man she loves and expects it from the other side.

Hande is a perfect girlfriend for a capricorn boy.

by Furkan the Rabbit November 21, 2021

Hand skoosh

Hand sanitiser (see antibacterial gel)

Do you want some hand skoosh?

or

Can I borrow some of your hand skoosh?

by theskoosh July 18, 2021

Nathan Hands

Nathan Hands… or nonchalant hands, subtlety insinuating a sweet duet of purposes comprising of but not limited to those of not caring, and not knowing.

It’s like the shrugging emoji. You just put your hands up when you don’t know how else to explain yourself.

Simply Put… it is what it is

Did you know smoking is bad for you ?

Yeah but so is living in such a polluted city Nathan hands

by ElGrande12 January 28, 2022

dumbledore hands

When you’re fisting someone and your hand comes out black.
Fisting after taco night.

Have you ever had dumbledore hands. You will tonight.
I just ate Taco Bell you might get dumbledore hands.

by Mari3249 October 11, 2018

Hand of God

When a girl tosses you off so good that it feels heavenly.

I got with a girl the other day, and I was touched by the Hand of God.

by Pompombear November 21, 2020