by skidiby August 19, 2024

by Hodges0101 August 30, 2022

Person 1: Damn I really hate that water from the school's water fountain!
Person 2: Bro I heard a rumor that they put makeup remover in there!!
Person 1: So school water fountains are just nasty structures that contain liquid poison...
Person 2: Yeah probably...
Person 2: Bro I heard a rumor that they put makeup remover in there!!
Person 1: So school water fountains are just nasty structures that contain liquid poison...
Person 2: Yeah probably...
by THAT_GIRL_CALUDA!!! February 8, 2023

by anonymous May 4, 2025

"I'd rather see how many hose water grenades I can throw at my teacher's head than watch wonder pets"
by baozi bowling bacon lamborgini April 11, 2024

When your raging alcoholic relative named Rob pours himself a glass that is 90% Vodka and 10% Water.
Ex:
"Whatcha got there Rob?"
"Some water."
"My God man, this is totally a glass of Vodka!"
"Didn't say it was all water."
"We'll just agree to call this Rob water."
"Whatcha got there Rob?"
"Some water."
"My God man, this is totally a glass of Vodka!"
"Didn't say it was all water."
"We'll just agree to call this Rob water."
by Derpy Leaf Horse July 27, 2019

by Jmaktheknife June 21, 2024
