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Nice Guy

Nice guys are demi-gods. A benevolent all giving entity, too pure for this cruel world. Unwanted by this ungrateful society, he does everything for others without receiving his fair share of sexual currency. Never fuel their wrath by reminding them that maybe what they have done is self-interested and hurtful. A nice guy hates nothing more than to be portrayed as "the bad guy". The nice guy can be found on a god-complex pedestal. Beware those too naive to know the perils of the nice guys' spider web.
Nice guys finish last

Nobody wants a nice guy

Girl's just go for assholes
by valeriansalad April 14, 2022
mugGet the Nice Guymug.

can't a guy have a shit

an excuse used by a fat slob you work with to get out of doing any work
Don was asked to do a simple task to which he replied , can't a guy have a shit!!
by jazzem December 8, 2021
mugGet the can't a guy have a shitmug.

lyric guy

The one guy under any YouTube music video who copies the lyrics from somewhere else and comments them
Hey look it's the lyric guy! Thank god I found him because I forgot how to search up (song name) lyrics on Google!
by cantfindafuckinghandle April 27, 2020
mugGet the lyric guymug.

family guy

a show that was only liked for its first 4 seasons before salty south park fanboys decided to hate on a decent show since their daddies told them to
simpsons fanboys also hated on the show because 2 characters were inspired by the show
eventually after season 6 it became reasonable to hate the show, and now it's among the most boring shows on air
guy 1: family guy fell off after season (X)
guys 2 - 15: WE KNOW
by faxlord November 25, 2022
mugGet the family guymug.

that cool white guy

that cool white guy in your life. He’s usually straight and cis but he’s like cooler than the other cis straight white guys in your life. Cool white guys usually love their mom and are probably afraid of bugs.
person 1: Hey there’s that cool white guy with his mom!!
person 2: that guys my favorite
by ilovepissyummypissyummy November 9, 2021
mugGet the that cool white guymug.

fanny pack guy

A guy who wears a fanny pack, that's it.
bender bending rodriguez: what a fine day
fanny pack guy: hello
bender bending rodriguez: what the fuck is that fanny pack guy
by cyb lib January 27, 2024
mugGet the fanny pack guymug.

this guy

by Youkai of the Dusk June 10, 2024
mugGet the this guymug.

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