So Sayeth You

A verbal disagreement, typically delivered as a call-and-response seen in many church sermons, whose meaning and intensity varies upon the speaker--at its most polite, it can be construed as "I respectfully disagree" or "That's what you think"; at its most intense, it means, "Bullshit!" or "You fucking liar!"

Tourist: But everyone gets killed in this town!
Local: Yeah, so sayeth you, dumbass; have you seen how nice this place is?

Mother: Your hair's getting too long. You need a haircut!
(Bald) Son: So sayeth you.

by Ixra September 2, 2011

what are you going

Only the awesomest phrase that all the cool people use to ask "what are you doing?" And "where are you going?" At the same time.

Hey what are you going bro?

by Lime is awesome May 4, 2018

what are you five?

Yeah, five inches deep in your MOM. aka one of the most badass responses to a question.

Bully: Dude, what are you five?
Kid: Yeah, five inches deep in your MOM!

by peeface har December 19, 2017

You don't want

What you say at the start of a question to influence the answer (usually to suit yourself)
Instead of asking "do you want..."

Passenger: "You don't want petrol money do you?"

Driver: "Ummm... no, course not..."

by Ozzy01 January 16, 2011

Recreational fuck you

Telling someone they can go fuck themselves with an app. 95% chance of remaining friends afterwards.

Recreational Fuck You:

Joe: "Fuck you, Bill."
Bill: "Yeah, see you on monday."

by submittor134 October 4, 2010

Fuck you kitty

Blaming anything gone wrong on your cat.

1: "Aww I dropped my keys... fuck you kitty!"
2: "We're out of milk? Fuck you kitty!"
3: "You're breaking up with me? Fuck you kitty!"

by Gamer2401 July 28, 2010

I see you

A phrase that is used to cat-call/subtly compliment a girl who looks visually pleasing (has a hot body).

Ex: Girl is at the beach with her bikini on. (her booty is clearly visible)
Group of guys pass by and check out the girl and think she's hot.

Guys: Damn baby girl, I see you!

by borsprflow March 30, 2017