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Peasant Juice

Friend: “Would you like some water?”
Me: “Hell no - I don’t drink peasant juice; get me a gin”
by Icemaiden13 November 10, 2019
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Alfredo juice

Okay so you’re the slut in my DMS always asking for the recipe for my secret Alfredo juice. Let’s get cooking.

First in a large bowl mix 1 cup flor with 2 large cracked eggs 1 tsp gay pride 3 tbsp corn starch.

In a smaller bowl mix 1/4 cup water with 3 cups Alfredo sauce. Poor the small bowl into a large saucepan. Cook on high for 30 minutes. Drive to your girls house assault her. Get arrested and repeat. Enjoy
Fuck me that Alfredo juice so sweet fuck you bitch you’re going to jail.
by Bonkedintheheadasachild March 12, 2025
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Lava Juice

A bloody queef usually happening when a woman is on her period.
Girl 1: Did you here that pop? Cause that bitch just lava juiced

Girl 2: wha- (wheezes)
by bpberna November 20, 2017
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Cancun Juice

A hot tub, jacuzzi, bathtub or small pool full of large and hair people.
I'm not getting any of that cancun juice on me.
by FlipsterS March 29, 2019
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Goverment juice

Water that comes from a sink. Mainly from a goverment affiliatedo water company.
Rick: Hey Sampson you have any juice
Sampson: Yeah goverment juice.
by Kdenman February 26, 2017
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Juiced

A hyper-simp e-nigga who abandons all loyalty protocols to orbit an e-girl with a known history of rotating through the friend group. Juiced individuals often exhibit stealth simp behavior, sudden betrayal arcs, and a complete override of operational clarity in favor of digital pussy.
Don’t trust him with role perms. He’s still juiced from last cycle
by DB099875 October 31, 2025
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