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James

James is one of the most amazing people you could ever get to know. Whether he thinks so or not. He's kind, caring, and He'll always make sure you have a smile on your face, even if he's going through hard times himself. He may not believe in himself that often, but you should always try your up-most hardest to make sure he knows how amazing he truly is. he's so intelligent too. And no matter what, he keeps a smile on his face, and he has the most amazing smile. he wakes up ready to brighten everyone's day and he never fails to do so. he makes people happy without even realizing it. and that's one of the best things about him.

if you ever get lucky enough to have the opportunity to let a James into your life, hold him close to your heart, and never let him go. never let him go because he is so special. and you should remind yourself daily about how lucky you are to have someone like him in your life. he would make an amazing boyfriend. he's just unbelievable. he has the most gorgeous brown eyes, the ones that you could spend an eternity looking into. He have a big dick No matter what happens between you and him, never stop loving him, and when you think you have no more love to give, love him some more. because I promise you, you'll never find someone quite the same as him.
he's called james, he's a twonk, but he's the most amazing person you'll ever meet.
by Azeusazuli November 22, 2021
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James

A normal guy, with a normal life but has one problem. His enormous shlong. This Nigga has a snake in his pants.

When a James nuts it takes around 2. 5 years before his giant load sprays on his bitch
Is it a lamp post? Is it a tower? No, it's James his giant penis.
by Jonathan2003 November 22, 2021
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James Wyatt Moment

When you censor a word that shouldn’t be censored like shut in shut up, or you use curse words wrong like, shut your shitting hell up. Also a James Wyatt moment occurs when you use long pauses in between curse words
How not to have a James Wyatt Moment,

Your a little hell, Shit you , fu————-ck
by TTT&VL February 17, 2024
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James

So cute, sexy as EVER, and everyone wants him around them. He is a short man however, he is a very funny person which you would die laughing too. His eyes are so adorable in a way you can't look away from them and his hair is so slick no man can ever compare to his. Always gets the girls surrounding him and is VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY handsome!!!
"Wow, that is one true James," the cutest girl in middle school says.
by XXGUCCIBOIIXX April 10, 2019
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James Vallance

A man who is very wholesome and sweet. always willing to help anyone even if it means he'll get himself hurt. you cannot go wrong with him :)
Me:Ey bro. you all good?
Friend: Yeah im very happy just had a nice talk with James Vallance he was very nice :)
by This guy who's wholesome February 26, 2021
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Barthomule James Jr lll

barthomule james jr lll is chain of memes coming from a guy named barthomule james jr lll
That nigga barthomule james jr lll has some dope ass weed

the penis on barthomule james jr lll is massive
by that nigga alton April 1, 2022
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James C. Schäfer

I led a normal life until age 36 no childhood problems, no divorced parents, no health problems. I breezed through high school and college. I had a dream job. Then my life collapsed. Suddenly I had horrendous back problems. Later my daily life was dominated by phobias. I feared utility companies. Next I developed a fear of the state of Wisconsin and almost the entire Midwest.
"James C. Schäfer "
"Proficient inventor"
by WertiaCoffee November 22, 2020
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