Ass Magic

The art of pulling a solution to a problem, money, or a much needed object, etc. or lawsuit from out of nowhere to save or ruin the day. (Like your ass.) This can be used for good or evil purposes.

There must have been some old ass magic in that hat of his he found, because it kept him from melting into a puddle of yellow snow, and he continued to dance year round. (As he set fire to the children. Which he is now suing for the damage their burning corpses made to his dry cleaning.)

by Dr. Spank September 2, 2012

Ass mouth

The wrinkles that unhappy old ladies have around their mouths. Often caused by smoking. And also being uptight.

If it wasn't for Botox, Ann Coulter would totally have ass mouth.

by anncoulter November 29, 2011

Ass app

An ass app is terminology commonly used by graphic designers when having to urgently create something from scratch or figuratively 'pull it out of your ass.'

Client: "Oh, we love the ad campaign but would like to make a few changes. Could you change the photo, rewrite the copy and have it to the publisher in an hour?"
Graphic Designer: "Sure! No problem. Let me use my ass app and I'll have that ready in a jiffy!"

by stdraege October 19, 2011

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by hell rising February 21, 2019

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by Tyreese Pete March 4, 2019

ass on a tuesday

After a night of heavy drinking, one would say "I feel like ass on a Tuesday" if they are suffering from a hangover.

I can be said on other days also.

God... I feel like ass -- on a Tuesaday.

by BB October 21, 2004

ass uncle

Its an uncle that likes to pound the asshole of fellow men.

Dude, your uncle is a fuckin' ass uncle, he cant get away from the ass!!

by ken-dawg November 23, 2004