vocabulary bombing

Using the most complex words possible to describe (3 words, or comment on someones social media post.

If someone writes: Vocabulary bombing: Using the most complex words possible to describe or comment on someones social media post.
You would comment: pretentious, erudite and sisyphean.

by Teacher Egap January 2, 2019

Keto Bombed

When someone on a keto diet drinks and gets super bombed because their bodies can't process all of the carbs.

I went out with a couple of friends last night and they got just keto bombed. After I herded these two up like some sort of monkey wrangler, and got these two into my car were ensued an argument over some chick his wife thought he was hitting on, a transvestite seriously eyeing me up, another argument over how older gay men are easier to drink around, and then I took a turn, and she slammed her head into the back door of my beemer as she slid across the back seat . For fuck sakes get these two a case of Twinkie's, so they can drink more than two beers before getting crazy! I should get paid for this shit!

by Scott Obrecht June 30, 2020

Stick Bombing

The act of inserting a catheter into your glans penis the wrong way around and then injecting hotsauce into your dick before the coitus.

The surprise effect is the best part of Stick Bombing because the extra bit of Fright added to the sheer pain makes for great Views during ejaculation. So it is perfectly suitable for One Night Stands.

by Maibster July 3, 2018

McDoogie Bomb

The act of dropping a massive deuce after consuming copious amounts of McDonalds products.

"Dude, these McNuggets are about to end up in a massive McDoogie Bomb."

by Jon McWebb January 12, 2010

Would bomb the shit out of them

Me?

Hym "I mean, yeah I would bomb the shit out of them but you all would bitch about it incessantly until I stopped so..."

by Hym Iam June 15, 2024

apple bomb

When someone curses an Apple product for poor functionality when it is really their problem for not adapting to a non-Windows format.

Shawn: Why is Preview so hard to work. Stupid Apple!
Don: Dude, can you go five minutes without dropping an Apple Bomb? That is the fourth time today.

by adrajanaM April 23, 2013

bong-bombed

To smoke so much weed you reach the point of intolerance.

Anybody seen Jake?

Man he bong-bombed, he's passed out on the lawn.

by Crass&sass January 25, 2017